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About Me

I am Monica. I am amazing.

-I'm a freshman at George Mason University. My parents were worried that I chose GMU just because Rocky Horror is walking distance away. That wasn't the only reason, though. It's close to DC, too.
-If your grammar is poor, I'll fix it for you. Even if you'd prefer I didn't.
-I tell people I'm from Fredericksburg because they don't know where Spotsylvania is. Sometimes they don't know where Fredericksburg is, either.
-Sarah has introduced me to the concept of peanut butter on oreo cookies. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
-I don't like it when people tell me I'm good looking, because I'm not.
-I'm not intimidating. I took a poll, I won fair and square.
-I met this guy in the JC who thought that the whole of existence was someone's dream. I asked him if he thought life was an illusion and reality merely a figment of the imagination and he walked away.
-I smile a lot. I'm almost always happy, and if I'm not you probably won't notice.
-I like almost everybody, except offensively smelly people and people with bad grammar. And even then, there are exceptions.
-I have an email address. I have AIM, too. My screenname is Cowboy Kim I Am. So you know.
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me; ... though, by your smiling, you seem to say so.

My Interests

Serial Killers. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Musicals. Ralph Nader. Accordions and Concertinas. FourH. Drama. Theatre. School. Psychology. Ripperology. English. Grammar. Crazy People. Boggle. H2G2. My towel. George Mason Univeristy. Z?

I'd like to meet:

your mom.

Music:

Showtunes. Polkas. Weird Al Yanovic. Classic Rock. Techno. Devo. Anything played on an Accordion. Marching Band Music. Opera. Famous Musical Plays. Dance Party Music, like the funky chicken.

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Godspell. Jesus Christ Superstar. The Producers. The Music Man.

Television:

Invader Zim. SNL.

Books:

The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. The Visual Encyclopedia of Serial Killers.

Heroes:

Ralph Nader. Andrew Bergel. Not Batman, because he's a pansy.

My Blog

But soon says a whisper arise, arise.

So, I thought of something while I was working on my philosophy essay.Viktor Frankl, stealing liberally from Freud, says in Man's Search for Meaning that the two primary things that can add meaning to...
Posted by Monica on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

I'll oil you up and rub you down.

So, some girl on Courtney's floor was looking for lubricant. And asked Courtney if she had any.Courtney didn't, but said that she did know someone who had lube.My cookie jar is a little bit empt...
Posted by Monica on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

The morning will come when the world is mine...tomorrow belongs to me.

If the friends I'm making here are the best friends I'll ever have (as people told me before I enrolled), I'm going to be totally alone for the rest of my life.I'm sick of this. I really am.&nbs...
Posted by Monica on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

Let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow.

Snow plus laziness equals spaghetti for lunch and probably soup for dinner. :)So, I had great fun throwing Sarah's fuckbuddy out yesterday. She thought it was funny, too. It must be ...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

How tall am I? Five foot ace of clubs.

So, yesterday afternoon, Catherine and I watched this video: Then we went to Rocky Horror.So there's this kid who works at University Mall Cinemas, and always closes on Saturday night. ...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

Stay dry in rubber boots, and...

M: "You're always so happy. Always smiling."Me: "It's fun. You should try it sometime."M: "What the hell are you so happy about?"Me: "I'll tell you when I figure it out. Look, you're...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

I am a walking work of art...

I hate floor meetings. Everyone on the floor hates each other, and none of them like me. Our RA sucks. He told us at the meeting we just had that drinking was part of the freshman ex...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

Christmas bells are ringing...

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice topeople who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as anobservant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination acco...
Posted by Monica on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

I've seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes...

My mom gets worried when I tell her I haven't made any friends at college and says there must be someone other than Sarah I get along with. Yeah, well, getting along is NOT the same as being fri...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

His astounding clothing took the biscuit.

I got a new job. I work at the GMU bookstore. So far, I've only told two people to enjoy the show. I think that's pretty good. All the other cashiers already know that I'm the ...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST