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pete

the other white meat

About Me


i'm just an energy field. don't read into it too much. i love the smell of fresh cut grass and wood.
vanilla flavored soy milk is delicious.
i enjoy editing video, taking photos, building and fixing things.
don't ask me how my weekend was or say bless you, thank you, or sorry. none of that interests me.
have something to say. have an idea, an original thought.
life is a roller coaster, and then you ride one.
Roller Coaster
My pic of the week. Playing in Echo Park.
See more on my website
myguypete.com
insatiably curious so you gotta challenge me. send me a survey or chain letter and you're deleted. this space is for adult thinkers.
look me in the eye when you speak and please don't edit yourself. it bores me. don't ever say "thank you, please, sorry or merry christmas." None of that interests me.
no need to ask me how my day was and don't wish me a great weekend. instead tell me how your last orgasm felt or describe your experience eating brownies and cold milk.
stay away if you're germ phobic or lactose intolerant. don't ask me what i do. i'm just an energy field like you. i'll be gone some day and none of this will matter so at least try to be funny.
better yet, just grab my arm gently and feel the vibration. it'll tell you every thing you need to know.
i won't wear anything with a label on it. i'm not a human billboard. diamonds, designers and sunglasses are all value-less to me.
i like splashing water on my face any chance i get. swimming in the ocean is one great joy. laying on a hot sandy beach is scrumptious. taking a nap by a window with a gentle ocean breeze is pretty hard to beat.
i'd let a large bearded serial killer give me a foot rub, that's how much i enjoy them. lotion and clean hands are a must though.

My Interests



adventure, romance, criminals, burning man, makers fair, building and fixing stuff, bikram yoga, nice hair, large breasts, children, revolutions, the elements, inventors, illicit behavior, inappropriate language, free thinking and oral sex.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can look me in the eye and tell me something really fucking interesting.

If you can paint, write or play piano, you're welcome to hang out and do your thing.

if you have limits, superstitions, phobias, strong religious beliefs, are easily offended or think dane cook is funny, we have little in common.

Music:

Bob freakin' Dylan. do we really need anything else?

Movies:



Zeitgeist, Michael Clayton, Cool Hand Luke, Annie Hall, Deliverance, The Graduate, American Beauty, Permanent Midnight, Carlito's Way, Glengary Glenross, Arlington Road, Taxi Driver, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Entertainer, Three Days of the Condor, And Justice For All, Barton Fink, The Usual Suspects, Cannery Row, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Way Down East, Don't Look Back, Little Miss Sunshine, Loose Change, Jaws, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Bad Lieutenant, Mr. Jones, Smokey and the Bandit.

Television:

I make my own.

Customer service tips for contractors

Books:



Too many to list. Here are some great ones.
The autobiography of a Yogi, Act Now, Are You There God It's Me Margaret

Heroes:



Hero? You mean like wearing the name of someone else on your back? I can't think of any. It's like admitting I'm useless. I might be but I don't want to say it

My Blog

The complete failure of George Bush

Yahoo News headline 10/10/2008"WASHINGTON - The government will buy an ownership stake in a broad array of American banks for the first time since the Great Depression, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulso...
Posted by pete on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:08:00 PST

What we learned from the first presidential debate

Neither candidate has anything resembling a new or interesting idea. Obama is younger and has better skin, but that's about the only difference between these two....
Posted by pete on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 07:06:00 PST

Which Myspace Girl are you?

Which myspace girl are you? Over the course of time, I've noticed a few trends. Survey Girl I could log on at 3am on a Wednesday and she has just posted information including the last person she tex...
Posted by pete on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:52:00 PST

smile generator

If you can watch this and NOT smile, it might be too late. .....
Posted by pete on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:12:00 PST

How Bikram Yoga saved my life

Look at my current photos and you'll see a man full of health and vigor. At age 44 I'm the same weight I was when I graduated high school. Would you believe that at age 32 I was nearly crippled and sc...
Posted by pete on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:51:00 PST

The Great Greed Hangover

There are many euphemisms for the mess the country is experiencing currently. Recession, burst of the housing bubble, market crash and many others. That's akin to waking up in the morning with a pound...
Posted by pete on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:38:00 PST

The "C" word and the NBA

Last season's big NBA trades showed us how great the league could be if they'd contract a few more teams.When Garnett went to the Celtics, Gasol went to the Lakers and Shaq went to the Suns, pundits b...
Posted by pete on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:55:00 PST

summer is here

Storm and I officially welcomed summer on Friday, one of the most beautiful days I can ever recall in Los Angeles.Summertime .....
Posted by pete on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST

Jesus and boys

Storm explains Jesus and boys in general. Storm explains Jesus and boys in general .....
Posted by pete on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

Top 5 ways to get deleted from my friends list

1. Fill up every spot on the bulletin board. I appreciate that you politically active people like to post a lot, but even Thomas Jefferson took a day off now and then. If I look at the bulletins and E...
Posted by pete on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST