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Beth

I am here for Friends

About Me

music lover, wrestling nerd, liberal Democrat, outspoken, shameless, mellow chick.I love being single. I'd rather have friends than a significant other. Being unattached is highly underrated.I live in Oregon, and it's the best damn place in the world, aside from the fact that there's no such thing as decent wrestling here. But I suppose every place has its flaws.And finally, I have a terrible problem in that I think everyone should agree with me. Because I always agree with me.
IF YOU ARE A CRAPPY EMO BAND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADD ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. YOU SUCK AND YOUR GENRE IS SHIT.

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ME AND MY STREET SISTAZ

My Interests

nerding out, wrestling wrestling wrestling, music music music, political satire, dogs, baseball, and things that are so stupid they're hilarious.

I'd like to meet:

people who can appreciate my music collection, lameness and all. People who aren't shackled by a constricting ideology, people who love good wrestling... and uh... YOUR MOM.And most of all, I want to meet people who get my sense of humor. If you laugh at my jokes, then you have excellent taste.

Music:

Cake, Portishead, Apoptygma Berzerk, Tori Amos, Coldplay, Johnny Cash, Nobuo Uematsu, Sarah McLachlan, Green Day, Utada Hikaru, They Might Be Giants, Sublime, Damien Rice, ABBA, Journey, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Eminem, D-12, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Evanescence, Switchblade Symphony, Peter Murphy, Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss, Pat Benatar, Vienna Teng, Bon Jovi, Dixie Chicks, Thea Gilmore, Green Day, Barry Manilow, Taylor Hicks, Lisa Gerrard, Delerium, Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins, that Bad Day song by Daniel Powter, Sigur Ros, Kelly Clarkson, Paul Simon, Jewel, Regina Spektor, Garth Brooks, Elvis Presley, Air Supply

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Moulin Rouge, Whisper of the Heart, Adaptation, Street Fighter, Sense & Sensibility, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Frequency, Field of Dreams, 1995 BBC Pride & Prejudice, Brokeback Mountain, Good Night, and Good Luck

Television:

24, TNA, Dog the Bounty Hunter, American Justice, Investigative Reports, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Buffy, Daily Show, South Park, Colbert Report, Alias seasons 1-2, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Angel, Law & Order: SVU, FLAVOR OF MOTHERFUCKING LOVE

Books:

The Blind Assassin, Tietam Brown, Good Omens, Sir Apropos of Nothing, The Kitchen God's Wife, Peony, Imperial Woman, Dragon Seed, The Good Earth, Persuasion, Pride & Prejudice, America: The Book, Alias Grace, The Prophet, To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

Howard Dean, Kurt Angle, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, , Steve Irwin, my mom

My Blog

I dont really have anything to rant angrily about!

So yeah, Raina commented on my last blog about how I shouldn't let my sudden happiness in the workplace conflict with my updating of blogs! Not that I really update this thing much anyway, but the tr...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

Work nirvana

So I have a new job. It is made of joy and happiness. So much better than the decrepit hellhole I used to call employment. I HAVE ESCAPED AND WALKED INTO THE LIGHT.AND I AM NEVER EVER EVER GOING TO...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

So I'm at work today, outside, on my break, having a well-deserved smoke.  It's been a trying weekend, what with holiday mania.  I'm sittin' on the bench, puffin' away, thinking about how mu...
Posted by Beth on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

ATTENTION PARENTS

IF YOUR CREATURE IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF ITS LUNGS, DO NOT IGNORE IT.  YELL AT IT OR SCARE IT UNTIL IT SHUTS THE FUCK UP.  SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO EXIST IN THE WORLD. Happy Holidays, Eve...
Posted by Beth on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

life is so entertaining

You know, I think that all the harsh/annoying/lame/irritating things that happen to me in my life are cured by one thing: my ability to find hilarity in places most people wouldn't even think to look....
Posted by Beth on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

word

So it's Thanksgiving, which was always my least favorite holiday.  Holidays have become somewhat obselete as I've crossed into adulthood, considering my total atheism and retail career.  I d...
Posted by Beth on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:05:00 PST

I share with my friends a couple of beers in the Orlando streets

My life has become periods of time waiting for the next vacation, followed by vacation, followed by the next period of time waiting until the next vacation. This time, I'm doin' it up November style a...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST

Confidence and body image.

So it occurs to me that my view of the world is incredibly skewed by my own opinions on how everyone should think and act. That might seem like the Captain Obvious statement of the Universe, but bear ...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:00:00 PST

Hey you guys

You guys are cool, friends of mine. I never post on this thing.  Oh well. Sorry about that.
Posted by Beth on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

wherein I ramble endlessly on stuff

Oh my god, work was so crazy today. Everyone had off work and school and decided to go shopping when the roads cleared up. I was working like a bookseller on crack to get shit done.Life is good, thoug...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:58:00 PST