Trust me, I am blonde. I have four teenagers. I am addicted to chapstick, cherry limeade and clean sheets. I love my pets and my kids. I have the most stressful job in the world and would like nothing more than to go live the rest of my life quietly in a cabin in the woods. I believe sarcasm makes the world go around. I talk like a sailor. I like odd people. I like to non-conform. I am happy to have survived my teenage years. I have lived everywhere from my van to the mens dorms at Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. I'm the chick that can hang out even when the guys don't want any chicks hanging out. I'm an OCD clean freak. I love to eat but I don't think peas or beets should be food. I am terrified of cockroaches and flying palmetto bugs. I once won a wet t-shirt contest. Criss Angel is hot. I like Crown Royal. I hate throwing up. My kids friends think I'm cool and sometimes tell me WAY too much. I have a shotgun and know how to use it. My favorite quote is "You Are What You Eat".
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