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COMODITY® ™Tha Prollem Child™

Make Way For Tha Bad Guy-Prollem Child!

About Me

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Ladies And Gentlemen!...um....okay so for some reason you clicked on my picture, or accepted my friend request...or looked my name up....im letting you kno riite now: THERES NO TURNIN BACK NICCAA!!!! AHAH!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Yerr! Wudup this is tha kid Comodity. Tha Co-Founder of JunkStreet Entertainment. And the Sargent of the Elm Street Soldiers. The Prollem Child! The Lyrical Bombarda! Mr. Bart $imp Himself!!...i aint nobody. Tah! My name is Bryan Hearne. I'm a rapper/actor/producer representin $TATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK! Currently residing in CALIFORNIA. I love the West Coa$t. Aiight enouf of that! In November 2004 Matty B and HollEWood founded Last To Laugh Entertainment. In December 2005 HollEWood changed his name to Comodity and MattyB and Comodity changed their label name from Last To Laugh to JunkStreet Entertainment! We are doin big thangs! Big Ups To My Peoples in the JUNKYARD BALLERS! Matty B! Arnalec! J Dizzy! Danny! Syde Effect!!! and Big Ups To My Family! My Fellow 15th STREET SOLDIERS! Cavalry! Roc T! ! Hollywood! Jag Breezy! And Comodity! ...wait i just gave big ups to myself? ha! Ayo! peace to my nigga BOB THA MUNKEY! chea!...I love God. Jesus is my airbag! chea! Be on tha lookout for the DoubleA & Comodity Mixtape Vol.1 on the JunkStreet Entertainment Website: Freewebs.com/JunkStreet! Holla Back Nicca! I LOVE TUPAC!!!!!!! AND IMA BLACK, HATIAN, PUERTO RICAN, WEST INDIAN..pimp..holla!
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My Interests

Rap, Actin, Girls, Models...hhaha OO and food! aint nun betta than sum serious grub afta a long day of whatever

I'd like to meet:


THIS PICZ A LIL BLURRY BUT THIS IS YA BOY BOY DOIN HIS THING THING ON STAGE

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Bryan "COMODITY!" Hearne
Birthday: 09/23/88 Yea! 80z Baby! Holla!
Birthplace: St. Lukes Hospital; New York, New York
Current Location: California-West Coast, gta love it
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: ...i dont rele hav much hair...
Height: 5'7...5'8...i dont even kno anymore
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black, Haitian, PuertoRican, and West Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Nike Forces
Your Weakness: Chyna Gomez
Your Fears: Failure, Fat Kids and Smelly Old Men
Your Perfect Pizza: ...who cares?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd Like To Git Signed This Year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uNo! Holla Atcha Boy Boy!
Thoughts First Waking Up: 2 pm? FUCKOUTAHEA!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Iono ask any girl on myspace
Your Bedtime: God Knows
Your Most Missed Memory: Tha Timez I Spent Wit Theodore Brown, R.I.P. Popi!
Pepsi or Coke: THEY TASTE THA SAME!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whicheva one has tha bes lookin Employees
Single or Group Dates: Single, I Aint Down Wit Them Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanocolate...is that a flavor? it shuld be!
Cappuccino or Coffee: WHO GIVES A FUDGE!!
Do you Smoke: Nah, i aint tryna faint again
Do you Swear: HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAA NIGGA!!!...shiiiit. ha!
Do you Sing: Hell Nah!
Do you Shower Daily: Yessir. Dirty Niggaz Make Me Nervous
Have you Been in Love: Yea, too many timez ta count on my hand. ha!
Do you want to go to College: Yep!
Do you want to get Married: Yep!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, if i ddnt i wuldnt be duin this rap thang
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yea man! im sick of that shit!
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea!...BUT IM NOT CONCIETED DAMMIT!
Are you a Health Freak: Not rele, i stay eatin tha junkfood but i still manage ta keep tha 6pac. haha!
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, i love my mommy n daddy
Do you like Thunderstorms: nah, do i look like one of those dum people who gun stand outside video tapin thunder? Mutha nature dont play nigga!
Do you play an Instrument: yessir!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah, no time
In the past month have you Smoked: NO BITCH! HOW MANY TIMES I GTA TELL U I DONT SMOKE!!!?!?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah, i aint down wit dat shit.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah, no time! hahaa
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea, butcho i stay gettin followed by security!! hate them niggaz
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ...no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep! ROYAL FAM MAAN! hhaah
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep. ive been dumped like 3 times this year! haha!! fuck is rong wit me!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope!
Ever been Drunk: yessir
Ever been called a Tease: haha yea! Dina dum ass!
Ever been Beaten up: yea, by my brother wen i was 3--aha!
Ever Shoplifted: nope! black people almost always git caught even wen they aint did nufin
How do you want to Die: Tragically
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rapper/Actor/Music Producer/Film Director/Film Producer/Record Label Owner
What country would you most like to Visit: China---((giggle))
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares?
Favourite Hair Color: who cares?!
Short or Long Hair: dont matter...NO BALDIES THO!
Height: shorta than my little ass. ha!
Weight: ...NO FATTYS!
Best Clothing Style: ...NO CLOTHES!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: ...who tha hell cares!!!!!?!?!
Number of Piercings: iono nigga!
Number of Tattoos: nigga i dont kno!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ...aw c'mon, erybody has a few things frum tha past that they regret. haha!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:


JUNKSTREET ENTERTAINMENT! THE EMPIRE IS GROWIN!

15th Street Soldiers:
Comodity!
Cavalry
RocT
Jag Breezy
The Anatomy

Junkyard Ballers:
MattyB
Leutikon
Danny
Papa C
Syde Effect

And We Still Growin Maaann! What Other Niggaz You Know That Can Start A Coastal Record Label And Still Go Strong After 1 Year?!?! JUNKSTREET ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER!

THIS IS MY 2ND FAMILY; THA ROYAL FAM!!!

Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!

Movies:

FAV MOVIES?BAD BOYS 1 AND 2...IONO ITS JUST LIKE ME AND MY BROTHER HAHA, LIKE MY BROTHER WAS WILL SMITH AND I WAS MARTIN LAWRENCE. THATS ONE OF MY FAV MOVIESBOYS IN THE HOOD--I LOVE THAT MOVIE MAN! HAHA THATS LIKE AN EARLY HARDBALL SO ITS LIKE SO FRIGGIN COOL. IM IN LUV WIT THAT FLICK ON THA REAL

Television:

I AINT GOT NO FAV TV SHOWS, I WATCH WRESTLING---ITS NOT CORNY, ANYONE WHO THINNKS IT IS, IS A MEANIE HAHAH


Books:

I DONT READ.....HAHAH...I KNO ITS WRONG I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Heroes:

THA TOUGHEST DOG TO EVER CHILL WIT--- BONEZ!

My Blog

The History Of...Comodity Myspace Songs

SINGLEHANDEDLYYea...Alotta people seem to like this one. Haha! Ive been looking for a song where I could bring a lot of energy. A song I plan on performing where I could just wild out on stage and get...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

My Journey So Far Into The Rap Game

...you really don't have to read this. I just felt the need to share what Ive been through so far in an industry that Im so willing to take on... ...on a number of occasions I felt like giving up. God...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:18:00 PST

CAN A NIGGA GET A CLASSY GIRL PLEASE!!!

Yo, this is ya boy Comodity, I'm really getting sick of getting with the girls Im hooking up with. Lately I've been getting with girls that come to me with a sweet attitude, they tell me they're clean...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:04:00 PST

Check Out JunkStreet Ent. On The Web! **IMPORTANT!**

Freewebs.com/JunkStreet Yep! JunkStreet is movin up Niccu! Check out the official home of JunkStreet Entertainment at Freewebs.com/JunkStreet. On this website you can check out biographies of JunkStr...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

New Record Label Name?!

Yea. MattyB and Comodity officially changed the name of our record label Last To Laugh Entertainment. It's hard because Last To Laugh was like home for the both of us. We came up with the name and dev...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:14:00 PST

IM So FLYYY

...no im not. i just thought this would get your attention. if it did, then you agree that i am fly. if it did not...then you are not reading this right now. it is your imagination. but! if it is your...
Posted by COMODITY® "Tha Prollem Child" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST