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THE GUY

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I was born into a poor farming community where my love for the circus arts was never truly appreciated. my mother was a blind seamstress and my father was a misogynystic republican who ruled over our household with an iron fist. My given handle was that of one Lafayette Latiboderre Quintero. i was shunned, an outcast. an eccentric gypsy who marched to the beat of a different drummer. a tonedeaf drummer. with no eyes. but on the sabbath i was...i was King. i too, had a love...once. her name, Rock and Roll. and like all true loves, my parents hated her. but if they could only see what i saw in her...maybe then they could understand. and like the conclusion of every love story, it ended with me putting my Rambler Marlin into nuetral and pushing it out of my father's driveway in the heat of the night; with the wheel in one hand, and with my love blaring from the 8track, guiding my way to freedom. to the greatest show on earth. to Murray's Bar. and then off to the Circus!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. You 2. Your mom and dad. 3. My mom and dad. 4. Sally Field. 5. Kool 6. The Gang 7. Hall & Oats 8. Rich Conroy 9. My inner child 10. The girl from "Water World" 11. Ed Infante 12. The leader of the pack 13. The millionaire and his wife 14. Charlie Metzger 15. The Olsen Twins.

My Blog

the ins and outs of Love

what's going on in this crazy world of ours? things seem to happen for a purpose, but upon further inspection, they seem somewhat...lacking of substance. people seem to be honest and god fearing, when...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 10:18:00 GMT

My Special Tickle Spot...

I take long showers. there has to be something about warm water hitting me in the face that makes me want to just hang out in there all day long. it's just relaxing. very relaxing. Very. i faked jury...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2004 22:10:00 GMT