FLYE The cleanest a*^hole in comedy

About Me

GOD FIRST! I strive to be better today than I was yesterday (in bed)! I kick it with nuthin' but the REAL, IF THAT AIN'T YOU--KEEP IT 2 YO' SELF (NO STRESS!!!)! I've been blessed to do comedy for the last 10yrs and I'm lovin' it!!! I've had the opportunity to travel all over the world and meet some amazing people, but none have measured up to the "real folks" @ home in Houston,TX. You may have seen me on BET's Comic View, JAG, MTV, SiTV, LATv & television's number 1 show for the last 6yrs running CSI:Las Vegas. Because I paid attention in school, I've also had the opportunity to be featured on a number of Latin TV show including "Loco Comedy Jam" & "Latino Laugh Festival: the show". If insecurity runs yo' life, STAY OFF MY PAGE! I am the proud father of boys and I don't want any sissies negatively influencing my boys! Peace in the Middle East & God bless!

My Interests

Makin' people LAUGH & GIT'N IN GUTS!!!..

I'd like to meet:

NUTHIN' BUT REAL! NO LIARS ALLOWED, HOES! OH, & CHRISTINA MILIAN.

Music:

ANYTHING PROMOTIN' LOVE & LIFE--OR ANYTHING 50CENT OR JODECI

Movies:

SHAWSHANK, THE COLOR PURPLE, (1ST) MATRIX, SCARFACE, THE FIVE HEARTBEATS

Books:

ANYTHING DALE CARNEGIE!

Heroes:

MY MOM, JACKIE ROBINSON & RICHARD PRYOR

My Blog

Follow-up on ovaries

Sorry for callin' you gay guys...faggots. My bad. That made people think I was mad. I just think you estrogen-filled men need to be more aggressive & truthful. That's all I was saying. Positive re...
Posted by FLYE The cleanest a*^hole in comedy on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Who cares!?!

I'm a God-fearing man who fears nothing else, including death. I just find it amusing that I've never received the type of response for anything positive I've ever done, but yesterday's &nb...
Posted by FLYE The cleanest a*^hole in comedy on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

The Art of lying

We all lie, myself included. I lied to the DMV the other day. But for some reason, we all lie to the people we care about the most. I've heard lying is done in order to keep from los...
Posted by FLYE The cleanest a*^hole in comedy on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

Bitch Bookers

I have been very fortunate and blessed in the 10yrs I've lived in Los Angeles. I've been on numerous television shows and was "flye" enough to convince some people with clubs to allow me to run ...
Posted by FLYE The cleanest a*^hole in comedy on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST