D-I-V-O-R-C-E |
props to my dear friend joan the supa-stah! for finally being legally free of that no-good, lyin', clueless, boneheaded, immature, irresponsible, dirty rat bastard - i say quadruple "rock on wit yo ba...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 16:41:00 GMT |
what i won't talk about |
i got into an email fight with "my friend flakey" - who i unwisely adore, despite his dorkiness and general lack of common sense in clutch situations. not very david ortiz of him, i'm afraid, even tho...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:47:00 GMT |
"girl - it's so bad up here, i'd even eat YOUR pu***..." |
i won't relay the entire phone conversation i had this afternoon with "someone and i think we all know who it is", but you get the gist of it from the headline. the call did, however, put me in a refl...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 17:40:00 GMT |
why i ate meatloaf for lunch |
i ate meatloaf for lunch today. i ate meatloaf for lunch today because i went to my mom's best friends' house last night to drop off a walker. my mom bought it a few weeks before she died, because she...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:40:00 GMT |
evil, bad and just plain super duper mean |
lemme tell you a story about my "friends"....the ones who "have my back". the ones who "love me". the ones who "care a whole big bunch".yeah right. if that's the case, then how come it is that one of ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
the secret lives of sea monkeys |
i just got schooled.mr bob told me tonight that sea monkeys aren't really sea monkeys, they're brine shrimp eggs. when you add water, they hatch. i had no idea....and not only that, but the hopes and ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:41:00 GMT |
things that i'm already missing about the general |
things that i'm already missing about my mom: 1. her laugh, in all forms, but in particular the "i can't breathe" gut laugh and the "small chuckle for my daughter the whack job" laugh2. the small rub/...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:06:00 GMT |
this sucks |
ok, so my mom passed away this week. thankfully i have kind and caring friends who kept giving me liquor the first three days afterward. (gotta love those friends.) what a strange concept.....my mom i...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:11:00 GMT |
i love my dad |
he's the biggest, dorkiest dork i know. he taught me everything i know about being a dork, too..... like when it's hot outside, he cools down by lifting his elbows to shoulder-height like a sca...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
bribery |
from merriam- websters: to bribe (verb): to give someone something or to make a promise in order to improperly influence a person's conduct or decision. related words: fix, tamper (with); corrupt, deb...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:34:00 GMT |
