Best conversation EVER!
mobius1IRL: what a joke
RainboGirlGeorge: i wasnt even in the fucking room.
RainboGirlGeorge: my sincerest apologies.
mobius1IRL: no
mobius1IRL: its not worth any thing
RainboGirlGeorge: you can be done with me, thats cool. but i had nothing to do with that shit
RainboGirlGeorge: fine
mobius1IRL: you could have convinced them
mobius1IRL: ..but no
RainboGirlGeorge: ?
RainboGirlGeorge: convinced them what?
mobius1IRL: to leave me the fuck alone
RainboGirlGeorge: oren, i was showering
mobius1IRL: calls, mail, what s this shit
RainboGirlGeorge: he went through my phone and called everyone in there he didnt fuckin like
RainboGirlGeorge: they dont like you. it isnt my fault.
mobius1IRL: so stop being friends with him
mobius1IRL: all he does is piss you off in the end
RainboGirlGeorge: umm, i'd much easier give up being friends with you than him. at least he doesnt make me feel worthless.
mobius1IRL: no
RainboGirlGeorge: umm. no. he doesnt. he doesnt like a lot of my other friends, but he's allowed.
mobius1IRL: your fucking wrong
RainboGirlGeorge: uhh. sure i am.
mobius1IRL: dude
mobius1IRL: just fuck off
mobius1IRL: you and your friends
RainboGirlGeorge: i feel like i belong for the first time in my life because he's not right for me. im sure...
RainboGirlGeorge: i said i would.
mobius1IRL: what
mobius1IRL: omg
mobius1IRL: jess
RainboGirlGeorge: omxg.
mobius1IRL: tell them its over
mobius1IRL: its over
mobius1IRL: leave me alone
mobius1IRL: grow up
RainboGirlGeorge: lol, i'll do my part, but i dont control them. i'll certainly tell them to leave you the fuck alone, like i always do.
mobius1IRL: right
RainboGirlGeorge: maybe you havent heard me scream at them, but i try. they're people. they do what they want
mobius1IRL: dude
mobius1IRL: whatever
RainboGirlGeorge: psh... at least i'm not fat. lose the weight, tubbie.
I'm Jess. My middle name is Leigh, yes, spelled like that. I just don't need the "ica" that follows the "Jess" on my birthcertificate. That's just something that arrogantly and pompously hinders me.
I like skinny dipping with my friends and sort of whomever wants to join and won't be all fucking retarded and weird about it. You have genitals. You're stuck with them. Might as well start flaunting them, 'cause you got quite a few more years to live with 'em. I like talking about Matt's penis and Treesa's boobs. I also enjoy long walks inside of Sheila's vagina. On occasion you might see me shoveling dead worker-crabs out of Sheila's outer layers of vortex because I like to do volunteer work every now and then. Makes me feel good about myself. I don't enjoy stubbing my vagina or my hypothalamus.
I DON'T PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. If a gay man named Steve has ever told you this, he was lying because The AIDS makes him lie. His penis is also inverted. You see, when he was 3 months old he made the brave decision of coming out of the closet, wherein a large black toddler came over and anally penetrated him, giving him The AIDS.
I don't like it when people give me things I don't want, and I also don't like the ugly, dark pages that all journals seem to have. Lillian is cooler than you, as are Narzo and Hunna. Don't even try to take 'em; they'll kick your ass, no sweat. (But Haven's a BITCH.)
I don't eat meat so don't offer to give me meat and/or money for meat because then I'll just vomit on your shoes and laugh at you afterward when you tell me that Daddy spent $300 on them for your sweet sixteen. I like people who are cool, and people who don't judge me. I'm really fucking weird, so if you don't like it, you should just go away. There are a billion other people in the world you could go and enjoy instead of trying to coexist with me.
I'm really bad at keeping things private. If you tell me something and you deliberately tell me it's a secret and you don't want other people knowing, then obviously I won't tell anyone. That's just shitty. But if I hear things that are interesting, possibly about a person, chances are I'll want to inform everyone I know. Everybody should know interesting things. Subjects that would be considered "private" among those of the norm aren't to me, such as: sex, bodily functions, technically "awkward" statements (for example, "do you want to sleep with me?"), etc. If I have something to say, I'll say it. Yes, Ariel, that's indeed why I'm your bestie. For those of you poor souls who know me and know me well, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
