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Shawna

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.......

About Me

I was born in Kentucky, but I only turn into a redneck when someone makes me mad. I truly believe our planet is the mental institution of the universe...and to never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. I'm more comfortable underwater than on land.
I graduated from college with a cumulative 4.0 GPA and a nursing degree....but now I wonder if I wasted my time given that I have no intention of practicing anymore due to the fact that this country's healthcare system is FUCKED.
If I'm reincarnated, I would prefer to come back as a dolphin. I think this world would be intolerable without music...although there are exceptions (two words...Spice Girls...I think I need an emesis basin).
I'd rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. Instincts are funny things...understanding them should help people build social systems which take them into account, instead of fighting them.
Evolution has essentially proven that fighting our instincts is FUTILE. YES, I wrote this on my own accord fuckers....is it so very hard to comprehend the fact that some women actually value brains above all else??
Love y'all anyway...
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Crue Chicks!

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Movies:

POWDER, WALK THE LINE, The Beach, Crash, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Black Hawk Down, Gladiator, Heat, Team America, Meet Joe Black, The Edge, Last of the Mohicans, Dances With Wolves, Geronimo, Cinderella Man, Pulp Fiction, Hidalgo, Troy, Legends of the Fall.

Television:

Not much time for TV anymore

Books:

Valley of the Horses, Memoirs of A Geisha, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, Clan of The Cave Bear, Seven Arrows, Dragon Tears, Odd Thomas, Watch For Me On The Mountain, The Horse Whisperer, Cold Mountain, Many Lives Many Masters, Mammoth Hunters...worst book ever was The Scarlett Letter. Had to read it in school and would have preferred watching paint dry.

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Applying MySpace to everyday life ..oh please!

Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls wouldn't o...
Posted by Shawna on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST