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Fritzâ„¢

Küß mich, ich bin Deutscher!

About Me

One day, as the valiant Sir Kyle the Noble (or Sir Kyle the Handsome, either fits) was galloping through the forest, sword clanking at side, he suddenly heard the scream of a fair maiden echoing through the woods. 'Oh no!' Kyle exclaimed, 'A maiden in despair? I must go to her aid!' He followed the sound of the screams until he reached a great fortress. At the top of the tower sat the most gorgeous girl Kyle had ever set eyes on. 'Fair maiden,' Kyle called to her, 'how have you come to be in this tower?' "As I was taking a walk through the lovely forest, I was captured by horrible orcs. I tried to fend them off, but alas they were too much for me. They brought me back here, to their stronghold." The girl told Kyle, in the most lovely English accent to ever grace his ears. 'Fear not, for I shall best these foul orcs and rescue you.' the brave Kyle proclaimed. "Take caution good Sir Knight, for their numbers are great." The girl called out in warning. Kyle, knowing well the dangers of engaging an entire orc platoon, was still determined to rescue this damsil. He snuck into the fortress and defeated the first few guards with ease, but as he entered the main hall, he drew the attention of the majority of the orcs. With his trusty sword in hand, he bravely and triumphantly made his way through the orc ranks. At long last he made it to the tower. As victory was in sight, it was soon dulled by a lone orc standing before the tower. "Me am Torgek, leader of orcs! Now, tiny human, me crush you!" As Torgek charged at Kyle with his mighty battle axe in the air, Kyle had already formulated a plan. Torgek swung down hard with his axe, and Kyle jumped out of the way at the last second. With his axe now stuck in the ground, Torgek was an easy foe to dispense. At long last, Kyle could rescue the woman. He broke down the door and rushed up to the top of the tower. There waited the fair woman. 'You are now free.' Kyle said to her. 'But I pray of thee, tell me your name, for I must know the name of the most beautiful woman in all the land.' "My name is Sophia. You have my undying gratitude, Sir Knight, for rescuing me." 'Please,' Kyle started, 'no need for formalities. Call me Kyle.' "Brave Kyle..." Sophia started, but was soon lost gazing into Kyle's eyes. 'Fair Sophia, I would be honored above all if you would acompany me to my castle tonight for a feast in celebration of your freedom.' Kyle suggested, as Sophia wrapped her arms around him. "Nothing would make me happier than to do so..." And so, Kyle and the lovely Sophia rode away on Kyle's horse, into the setting sun. They quickly fell in love and Sophia never left Kyle's side. They lived together in the castle for a lifetime of joy and bliss.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I really like cars, corvettes are my favorite. I like rock music, stuff like AC DC and Led Zeppelin. I like to play the guitar, watch movies, talk to people, and hang out with my friends. I like physics, and apply it to every part of my life. Seriously, it applies to everything. Take a physics class it will change how you see the world. I love driving. I have decided driving is one of the things I like most in life. Especially driving fast. Which I tend to do. Today I drove a bunch, I think I used over a quarter tank of gas. I guess that whole 'today' thing won't apply tomorrow. But you get the idea. I like to sing. Really loud. And really badly. It is fun to just belt out the lyrics to a song you're listening to. It makes you feel good. I like sarcasm. It is so much fun. And I like to be sarcastic to authority figures. Especially teachers, which is why my teachers either love me or hate me. I'm really bored right now. I don't want to be sitting here on the computer. Perhaps I'll go do something. You'll never know.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the above mentioned Sophia. Also, Kiera Knightly. Hm lets see, I'd also like to meet Sean Connery, Mic Jager, Steven Tyler, Robert Plant, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy Page, Frank Zappa, Jimmy Hendrix, Joe Walsh, Fonzie, Jim Carrey, Mila Kunis (the girl who plays Jackie on That 70's show), Weird Al, Jack Black, and probably some other people who I can't think of right now.

Music:

I like AC DC, The Rolling Stones, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, The Eagles, Black Sabbath, Rammstein, Bon Jovi, Boston, The Cars, ZZ Top, Van Halen, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Who, Supertramp, The Police (and Sting), Styxx, The Steve Miller Band, The Scorpions, Rush, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, Phish, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Lynard Skynard, Kansas, Jimmy Hendrix, Iron Maiden, Hootie and the Blowfish, Green Day (older stuff), Goldfinger, Foreigner, Eric Clapton, The Doors, Don McClain, Don Henly, Deep Purple, Billy Idol, The Beach Boys, Bad Company, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Tenacious D, Weird Al, The Beatles, Metallica, and yeah bands like that lol.
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Movies:

Ok, the American Pie movies are the best movies EVER! Lol, so funny. A Night at the Roxbury is awesome, Smokey and the Bandit lol, I love James Bond movies, School of Rock, Dodgeball is awesome, yeah comedies are great.

Television:

My favorite show would have to be That 70's Show. Family guy and Futurama are hillarious, as well as The Simpsons. I also like some animes like Trigun, rurouni kenshin/samurai x, inuyasha, and case closed.

Books:

The Hitchhikker's Guide to the Galaxy series are the funniest and best books ever. The movie is out, but the book is way way better.

Heroes:

My heros would have to be The Fonz cause he's the coolets guy ever, Jake Foster for being über at guitar, Weird Al for creating some of the best songs ever, and Strong Bad for creating Trogdor. But my ultimate hero is JAMES BOND! Oh and my newest hero is Joe Walsh from The Eagles. Ok, I don't know if any of you watched The Eagles farewell tour, but I suggest that if you havn't and it is on again which it probably will be, that you watch it. Joe Walsh is the single coolest guy in the whole world. He's this old guy right, with like blonde/white hair that goes back, and he just plays the guitar up there and is so into it and makes some hillarious faces. It is so great to watch. So yeah, he's my hero.

My Blog

Interesting thing stolen from Paul

Instructions:Write ten statements.Intended to different people.Never tell which one is to who.1) You've been a great friend to me as long as I've known you, and I hope things look up soon for you.2) Y...
Posted by Fritz" on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

One month

Well, today makes it one month.  This has been quite an unhappy month.  One can only hope that the next one is better.
Posted by Fritz" on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

Lies in Disney

So today we got on the subject of Beauty and the Beast, mainly because I was humming one of the songs.  Now as much as I like that movie for the songs (no im not gay), I find it apaling that they...
Posted by Fritz" on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

Saddest day of my life.

I believe today to be the saddest day of my life.  The girl I love is flying away to Europe.  My German class was just a gigantic let down.  My German flag won't hang on my wall.  ...
Posted by Fritz" on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:09:00 PST

pretty much the worst day ever

As it says, this is pretty much the worst day ever, and its only 6:30.  I've been depressed all day, and my cell phone is completely ruined.  I hate today.  I hope it dies.  I'm do...
Posted by Fritz" on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST

Right now...

I feel sick.  And sad.  I'm never drinking again.  Monster.  Haha.  anyway yeah.  I dont think anyone will even read this.  Hm I'll put random stuff in it.  My ...
Posted by Fritz" on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

Fritz and O'Malley Do Vegas

Warning: I say the F word in this because, well, it's about Vegas lol. So yeah, Dustin and I went to vegas.  It was mighty fun.  I got lots of ideas for stuff.  So first of al...
Posted by Fritz" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The time of my life...

This is the single truest song you will ever hear.   Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test and don't...
Posted by Fritz" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yay answer stuff about me, it will make me happy

Do this if you're bored... repost and i'll reply too :) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest me...
Posted by Fritz" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random boredness

So yeah, im finally writing another one of these.  People keep yelling at me that I never do so here you all go *cheers in the background*.  Yes, yes, I know, you have all waited so long.&nb...
Posted by Fritz" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST