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1. You know you're a freshman when...
You dress up to go to the cafe, because you want the upperclassmen to notice you, but by the time you get to your junior year, you wearing flip flocks t-shirt and socks.
2. You know you're a freshman when...
On the first day of class you get there on time, with your new outfit on and ALL of your new school supplies.
3. You know you're a freshman when...
You spend over $500 buying all the books that are required and recommended on the syllabus for all of your classes and your instructors only uses the cheapest book 3 time during the semester and gives handouts to read!
4. You know you're a freshman when...
during the 1st week of school and u got a slew of random negros (most of whom are not students) hanging in your dorm's parking lot tryna freestyle.
5. You know you're a freshman when...
you enroll in 8:00 a.m. classes thinking that it won't be hard to get up because you had to get up earlier during high school.
6. You know you're a freshman when...
You don't come from money and you're acting like Donald Trump first semester. But when second semester rolls around, you and your friends are sharing medium pizzas that y'all stole from the cafe!
7. You know you're a freshman when...
You wish you could've picked your roommate. instead you're mad because you got some bum who stinks and is always there when you want to have some alone time with a honie you were able to sneak in past the residential asst. "Man, I can't wait 'til next year when I can pick my own room or roommate."
8. You know you're a freshman when...
You sign up for new credit cards just to get a free bag of M&Ms on the way to class.
9. You know you're a freshman when...
You and/or your rooommate keeps your door open in your dorm, because most the people in your hall have their open, either blasting their favorite music, playing video games (more than likely Madden or NBA Live) or just having mass amounts of people hanging out in your room. *Note* This is when you assumed that everyone was cool!
10. You know you're a freshman when...
You actually eat the food in the Cafe!!!