Boulder Dreams |
Exhaling deeply, I considered the distant city lights of Denver. We were maintaining a steady fifty miles per hour in the right of the two center lanes on east-bound Colorado Highway 70. Nate checke...
Posted by Christian on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST |
The Heights |
I didn't know why I needed to come here.As I gnawed on my last stump of sausage perched just above the avalanche gulch snowfield at 13,000 feet I was waiting for the headache. Or the nausea. I just ...
Posted by Christian on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:58:00 PST |
Show Business (a lengthy diatribe) |
As I make my way home from another less than spectacular audition I pass the Longacre Theatre where Talk Radio is performing sold out runs. I stop and read the glowing New York Times Review and take ...
Posted by Christian on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:12:00 PST |
Because It Is There |
You find yourself cracking an eggshell and removing the yoke.Or paying 70 hard earned dollars a month to sit on a Nautilus machine and pump your triceps into some recognizable form. Your legs out of t...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Frog Chicks and Male Pricks. |
All men are shit. I used to vehemently argue against this statement when a woman would spout it off in a fit of anger.Pigs. Boys. Cheaters.I'd tell the woman that they have it all wrong. I'd ask t...
Posted by Christian on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Tooting The Proverbial Horn (a bit) |
Ok, I haven't been writing blogs for a while. I managed to collect a small fan base and then kaput! I just kinda stopped posting. There are a number of reasons for this.One reason is that I was writ...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Shi**ing In The Middle Of Nowhere |
I'm thinking about work. A string of tickets the length of 42nd Street. My juices have all run out. A broken hurricane glass glistening in the ice well. A server returns two margaritas. They want...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST |
Destination Wilderness |
"When I was very young and the urge to be someplace else was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was mid...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Sinking The 8 |
What I dont tell most people is that Im a pool shark. The only thing my father taught me before he packed up and left was how to bust any banger that walks in a hall with a college sweatshirt and rol...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST |
This Is Me. |
I'm pretty sure these people are sending me to my execution.I'm actually strapped into this chair with a sheet tied around my neck, covering my body. I'm screaming. My own mother is holding my arms ...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST |
