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Kelly

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About Me

Myspace Layouts x x x x LAST NIGHT I SHOT AN ELEPHANT IN MY PAJAMAS.... HOW HE GOT IN MY PAJAMAS I DON'T KNOW!!!! I am the llama queen. I am not a llama. I am proud to be a geek. Streaking is such jolly fun.... add a bit of s&m.. :P Astronomy, comedy, writing, drawing and music takes up majority of my life. If Bill Hicks or Walt Disney were alive, I'd be stalking them right now!! I would have loved to have recieved Dancing lessons from Gene Kelly, singing lessons from Judy Garland, And to have GIVEN acting lessons to Elizabeth Hurley and Sly Stallone!! I love Betty Paige and Dita Von Teese!! Kat Von D is so damn hot!! Absolutely gorgeous!! And I love you Viktoria, one of the most beautiful women ever!!Wanna be a great tattooed lady..but can't afford to be.. so only have four!!!! so unfair!! Have a good few piercings though..that'll have to do me for now.... When I like something, I can get very obsessed. Eg With Disney..and Monty Python.. League of gentlemen.. Roman Dirge and Tim Burton are the best!! I love writing my own stories and would love to be an animator or to make my own comics even. ;-) But I also love acting. I'd love to be on the stage.... acting, obviously....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

xx Most people I'd like to meet are kind of..well..dead.... just my luck.... like Walt Disney, Peter Sellers, Peter Cook, Bruce Lee, Joe Strummer, Bill Hicks-ABSOLUTELY UTTERLY THE BEST SEXIEST COMEDIAN EVER!! Bless him!!-, Jim Morrison, John Lennon.... it could go on and on..and on..and on.... Jack the ripper could be interesting....in fact there are many infamous people I'd like to meet, just out of curiosity I guess.... All the Monty Python lot too!! And my baby Jim Carrey!! Tim Burton!! And Roman Dirge, obviously!! L.O.Gentlemen. They are GENIUS!! Jon Culshaw-brilliant!! Edward Al Pacino obviously!! Johnny Depp and Edward Norton..just to look at..;) I have met my heros though (David Attenborough and Mickey Mouse!!) xx

My Blog

About MEEEEEEEE!! xxxx

How tall are you? I'm definately taller than a chicken but tiny bit shorter than a bus. A double decker. Do you like bananas? Only to throw at people.What is your favorite song of all t...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Bob!!!!

adopt your own virtual pet!Ok so Bob managed to get into my laundry and he had a little accident.... The silly twisted llama forgot to take off my red panties.... I swear he needs a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:32:00 GMT

Today is the Sid Vicious' birthday!!

Ok..so it's the 10th of May.. and the day certain famous people were born.... Just a few....Firstly.... Donovan (Leitch) Folk singer and Scottish psychedelic pop performer was born on this day in 1946...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:36:00 GMT

Boobies

Click Here If You're boredNot that anyone needsto know this, but I can....yay!!xx
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:53:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:45:00 GMT

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Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:23:00 GMT

Pictures

For no particular reason.... i'v put on my space some of my dodgy doodles and paintings....just sharing.... (will prob. put better ones on soon....:-)
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:51:00 GMT

Being British....

Only in Britain.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain.... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions whil...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:12:00 GMT

Weekend

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Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:34:00 GMT

Compulsive liars

Just out of interest....If you ask a compulsive liar if they are a liar, and they say yes....are they lying..?/....therefore not one.... but then they are....????xxxx
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:21:00 GMT