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David

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About Me

The Wisdom of Jeff: "I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."

You are so good looking and don't you know it?

My Interests

Music, Architecture, wasting time, Crashing weddings

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I never met before, except those who love dj Tiesto.

Music:

The Cribs, Oasis, Editors, Maximo Park, Bloc Party, The Veils, Friction Athletic, The Strokes, Keane, Thom Yorke, Travis, Pulp, Portishead, SupergrassRoger Sanchez, Laidback Luke, Laurent Garnier, Jeff Mills, Rolando, Miss Kitten, Nathan Fake, Thomas Andersson, Mash

Movies:

Bumba DVD 1, 2 & 3

Television:

The Office, Happy Tree Friends, Coupling

Books:

Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives (Hardcover)

Heroes:

Borat, Jeff Murdock, Lumpy and Cuddles