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About Me

I'M A MUSICIAN FIRST. I HAVE PLAYED GUITAR FOR EVER IN A LONG SUCCESION OF BANDS. I LOVE PLAYING MUSIC AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK, THAT IS ALL I WOULD DO. I HAVE EXPLORED THE GUITAR IN AS MANY STYLES OF MUSIC AS I CAN IMAGINE...THE IDEAL COMBINATION OF KERRY KING AND DANIEL LANOIS...SPEED METAL PEDAL STEEL ANYONE? UNFORTUNATELY I MUST HAVE A DAY JOB AND AS SUCH, TO QUOTE HANK HILL, I SELL PRO AUDIO AND PRO AUDIO ACCESSORIES FOR A MAJOR MUSIC RETAILOR...AT LEAST IT PAYS THE BILLS

My Interests

anthropods...human eating oranges...secular atavism...g...l...o...r...i...a...

I'd like to meet:

I MET BOB DYLAN ONCE AND HE WAS SHORT; BUT HE PLAYED ME A SONG I HAD NEVER HEARD. I MET PETE TOWNSHEND ONCE; AND HE WAS WASTED ON COKE AND CORVOISEUR; AND HE TRIED TO PICK UP MY GIRLFRIEND, AND, HE TOO WAS SHORT. BRUCE DICKINSON FROM IRON MAIDEN WAS NICE BUT, HE, TOO, WAS SHORT. I SAW JD SALINGER EATING PIZZA IN A SMALL VERMONT TOWN, BUT I WAS TOO CHICKENSHIT TO SAY HELLO...HE WASN'T SHORT. SO APART FROM WANTING TO TELL BUSHJUNIOR, PERSONALLY, TO F-OFF FOR RUINING THE WORLD, THERE'S NO ONE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET.

Music:

LYRES,DEADLY SNAKES,STANDELLS,WHO,SISTERS OF MERSEY,THE PATIENTS, THE FLINTS,BLANCHE,DUNDRELLS,CHESTERFIELD KINGS, VANCE TERRY, DANIEL LANOIS, HOOSIER HOT SHOTS,SLAYER,VENOM,THE BYRDS, THE YARDBIRDS, THE CARPENTERS,THE BEACH BOYS, THE GOGOS,JANE WIEDLIN,RASPBERRIES,PEZBAND,GUN CLUB,BLACK FLAG,X,LITTLE FEAT,MARVIN GAYE,FRANK SINATRA,STOMPIN TOM,BE BOP DELUXE,SPARKS...PATTI SMITH...TELEVISION...SOFT BOYS...IRON MAIDEN

Movies:

BRAZIL(LONG CUT),,,kelly's heroes....italian job,original../..

Television:

FAMILY GUY csi any show starring jill hennessey...or her twin sister will do in a pinch...

Books:

A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES, CATCHER IN THE RYE,WOULDN'T IT BE NICE, THE ART OF WAR

Heroes:

MY DAD AND TO A MUCH LESSOR DEGREE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, LES PAUL,LEO FENDER,JIM MARSHALL. PETE TOWNSHEND,PETER GRIFFEN,RITCHIE BLACKMORE,STAN DEMONSKY