I am excellent at breaking into things with big knives.
someone who knows what I mean when I say "jinkies."
I was raised on Oldies, musicals, and The Judds.
Top ten: Adaptation, The Graduate, High Fidelity, All About Eve, Terms of Endearment, When Harry Met Sally, Reality Bites, The Big Lebowski, The Little Mermaid, The Royal Tenenbaums. Alternates: Sleepaway Camp, Rosemary's Baby, Pretty Woman, The Wedding Singer, Truman Show, Forrest Gump, and Best in Show.
If I had Tivo, I would never leave the house. I would load Sims onto my computer and get that Peapod grocery service and would just stay in my apartment until it developed a musky smell.
In order to impress people, I should write about how much I love Joseph Campbell and John Steinbeck and Kurt Vonegut and Toni Morrison and David Sedaris, AND I DO. But I'd be a big liar if I didn't say that Valley of the Dolls by Jaqueline Suzanne is one of the most enjoyable literary experiences that I've ever had.