RON PAUL for PRESIDENT
or else...I Am 84% Hunting Shadows
I am the second most predatory person I know.
My shadow's even scared of me a little.
How Scared Are You?
groundhog shadow infestation
They're everywhere. I can't even think. I start thinking about something and there they are, right in my face. I'm trying to cut a ham sandwich, carefully, you know, so I don't slice off my finger, and boom! "Hey guy! Look over here! Look at me! Talk to me! Am I fat? What do you think of these shoes? Look at me! Look over here! What do you think of this? Am I pretty? Hey, can you fix my car?"... How's a guy supposed to do anything? One of them says, "Romance me!" I turn around and there's another one saying, "Raise my kids!" I pick up my pace toward the door and another one grabs my arm and says, "Have sex with me!" Don't they have anything else to do? There are so many of them. They just keep coming. They never seem to go away. I'm not really sure how to deal with them. I figure I'll try to narrow them down to just one; that may be my best bet. I've observed that when guys focus on just one, that one keeps the others away. I know it's a compromise, but what else can I do? I'm open to suggestions...