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The voice is all.

About Me

Some people say I am "sweet"...Some people just don't know what they're talking about.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Books. Beer. Reading. Water. Sneezing. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

You know, having someone to chat with can be a great thing. I don't have many pals I can chat with. Everytime I go into a chat room I'm bombarded with with questions about my "stats" and my "pics." Sometimes I just want to chat about my day or books or travel or nothing at all. Cyber sex is the easiest thing in the world to have, but apparently a conversation is too taxing for most.

Music:

Decemberists, Trashcan Sinatras, Damien Rice, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, The Smiths, Tori Amos, Morrissey, The Dears, Philip Glass, Stars, Sufjan Stevens, Keane, Doves & others

Movies:

The Hours, Rent, Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Donnie Darko, Sylvia, Wilde, LOTR, Stonewall, Hedwig, Harry Potter, Party Girl and I'm sure there are others.

Television:

Black Books, AB FAB, SATC & Andrea Immer!!

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, Fountinhead, The Tender Bar, Haunted, Satanic Verses, Fury, Shame, Grimus, Kite Runner, The Idiot, On the Road, Jailbird, The Elegant Universe, The Giving Tree, Barrel Fever, A Conferderacy of Dunces, The Bell Jar, Ishmael, The Story of B, Dracula, Steppenwolf, A Separate Peace, Fahrenheit 451, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Great Expectations, The Stranger, Utopia and the Dictionary...just to name a few.

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Arrianna Huffington, Alan Watts, Salman Rushdie, Brian Greene, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, the Antichrist and the genius behind the Double Gulp.

My Blog

wine + muscle relaxers + 2 days off

So, I have many bottles of wine and the next 2 days off.  What to do?  What to do?  I will be sampling some fine bottles of wine from New Zealand, Australia, Spain and Califo...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST

To Pride or not to Pride

Gay Pride.  What's all the "buzz" about?  One special weekend when all the gays come out to play...and in Colorado Springs its not so special.  Or is it?  So gay pride weekend here...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:08:00 PST

helping you to help me help you love the gays

I found this on another profile. The guy whom I got it from encourages reposting the letter. "Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mot...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

arcade summers

It is now nearly 4AM but I can't sleep and I think I know why... I was leaving my parents house after a day of paint shopping when I saw the saddest thing. I gathered my coat (in case of rain) and as...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:30:00 PST

homodictability

Why are The Gays so predictable? I'm sure you all have your own predictable stories of whatever sterotype you obsess over the most....but right now I'm talking about the homos. Music. Hmm...Madonna, ...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

stroke unit

So wanna hear something surprising?  My 27 year old sister is in the stroke unit at Memorial Hospital.  I drove her yesterday to the emergency room.  She was complaining of numbness on...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

funeral fun

The ol' familiar "crawl out of bed" routine. I've gone thru those motions so many times. Lifting a carcass...some slab of meat that won't cooperate. I did it though. I was standing. What to do next? ...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

Save Flippers Willy

Won't you help me save the Whales & Dolphins?  All you have to do is send a simple email to your representatives.  Come on, you know you want to.  All the cool kids are doing it. &n...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:10:00 PST

National Poetry Month

In honor of National Poetry Month I have decided to invite you guys (those of you whom read these silly blogs) to write a little poetry. Nothing big. A Limerick even. Or you can just add your favorit...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST

Save the Whales

With Earth Day just around the corner, I think it's a great time to reconsider our home. Is it surprising to know that we are the only species on this planet that is suicidal? Well, we work towards th...
Posted by Old Slouch Hat on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:02:00 PST