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Keil

About Me

Steadfastly unraveling the mysteries of existence, strand by strand, pulling away the convoluted layers of this onion we call Life to reveal its true soul - both turbulent and fast-moving, thundrous yet loud; simultaneously disturbing and bothersome. Meanwhile - writing, interning, finishing school, and proofreading at Kaplan for cash.

My Interests

Screenwriting.I like idioms and wordplay as much as the next guy, but I hate it when someone uses the term "housekeeping" to refer to routine business to be conducted before the primary job at hand. Now you know.

Music:

Anything with the mighty trombone or majestic piccolo.

Movies:

Too few upon which to waste words. My own, I suppose. HA! Take that, real filmmakers!

Television:

Lost. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Law & Order: Special Victims Edition. Monty Python. Twilight Zone.

Books:

Bradbury. Stephen King. Roald Dahl. The Giver. The End of Faith. Folklore, science, religion. Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

Boo Radley.