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James

About Me

Hi friends. This site has become somewhat of a place for me to vent. Although I'm in love with the world and filled with faith in the goodness of humanity, I've largely used my blogs as an outlet to more morbid, jaded thoughts. Truth is, I have all sorts of happy outlets where this crap wouldn't fly. So in the words of so many mechanics, "i don't shit where I eat". I shit here. In large satisfying dumps.I'll be updating this site at some point with show lists which are chalked full of light-hearted merriment. Feel free to come out and support Toronto comedy.gangl.. width="425" height="350" ..NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT CINEMATIC CLIP OF OUR GENERATION:.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Hotel Pillows

Like hotel pillows my insomniac lips find no comfort, no rest between the sheets. Nothing like the house of my childhood with no need of alarm clock and no fear of sleeping in.   In that bed I fe...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:50:00 GMT

Dashboard Séance

Slipshod memories of you swim laps in my mind.   I spend time alone in my car, stuck bumper to bumper, peering into mobile aquariums clotted in arteries of traffic.    You haunt my pa...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:26:00 GMT

Untitled

I remember the sound of that laugh, that shocked, winded cackle and the quick back-pedaling comments made to mask her reaction.   I'd imagined that response many times and it went exactly as I a...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Bridal Path

I passed through rooms with marble heated floors as black velvet vests with serving trays passed around samosas and dungy crab cakes. My ears were pulled by: the doctor eyeing a wife the lawyer tithin...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Unititled

I'm so tired of bleeding the same battery fluid over the same page. It took me crows fee and hair thickening solutions, searing magical memories and the hissing mourning of loved ones to realize that...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:33:00 GMT

For Mike Thompson

That tall kid joined our school in grade 10.He was a swimmer, with big long swimmer armsand big long swimmer legs.He shaved his head like a swimmer too. He was always talking about some girlsomewhere ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:52:00 GMT

Run

We ran up the same mountain in the same direction started at the base packed a lunch got the right hiking gear prepared for the climb   but we left at different times and when the mist rolled in ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:32:00 GMT

Lonley Souls

It's amazing that lonely souls every meet, but they do.   They meet at the backs of bars, sitting alone right next to each other.   They meet at bus stops and on busses, sitting alone right...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:46:00 GMT

Spoken Word Festival

Turns out this year's spoken word festival is in Toronto.  I've recently been switched on to the whole poetry thing.  I was antsy about heading out to a full blow festival of spoken word 'ca...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:31:00 GMT

Brother East

Kevin East told us a story about his brother.   His brother went through the lowest moment in his life watching saturday morning cartoons.   Brother East shit his pants and sat there contin...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:08:00 GMT