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--Info— Name:: Nils. This survey looks like it’ll take more time than I want to sit down and think, so I picked and chose a few good questions. --Your—

Bedtime:: Sundays

Best Physical Feature:: definitely my surprisingly long, gigantic, sexy and luscious toenails (all 9 ½ of them)

Most Missed Memory:: that time when I had amnesia

First Thought When You Wake Up:: why are the sheets wet again?

Weakness: motherfuckin snakes!

--This Or That—

McDonalds or Burger King...: the BK Lounge fo sho

Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: lukewarm

Water or Milk...: well, one comes from a chemical treatment plant after being piped from an underground dirt cavity while the other comes from cow tits.. but I’m down with that so milk

Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS STARBUCKS!

Cats or Dogs...: combo platter

Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: I’m probably more scared of watching a romantic comedy for fear of diluting my manliness

--Favs—

Number:: the one I got from that girl at the beach last Tuesday

Food:: cats or dogs it’s hard to decide

Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: the femur. It’s so cuddly.

--Have You Ever—

Toliet Papered Someones House?: well if you count a cardboard box… it was his house at the time.

Used The Restroom On A Tree?: There was one time I picked up this biffy, I think there might have been someone in it, and I launched it at this poor old cottonwood tree.. well I don’t really know what you mean by ‘used’

Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: define ‘kissing’

Wanted To Be In The Olympics?: the special kind

Made Out In A Car?: define ‘in’

Cried During A Movie?: define ‘?’

Shoplifted?: walmart doesn't press charges for $25 or less so technically no.. but I'm not exactly clear on the whole policy of how many times in one day you can go in and out of their door with $24.99 worth of shit and not be incarcerated.

Hung Up On Someone?: Verizon usually does that for me.

Tried To Strip When Drunk?: tried? yeah I tried but I couldn't find the zipper on my pants so I guess that means I failed?

Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: see above, specifically about felines and canines

Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: I thought I did- trannys can be tricky bastards

Bought Something Way To Expensive?: 1000 shrimp for a dollar at Cosco.. there are times when $1 is too much.