I really like this girl named amber.
I am happiest when i have a camera.
I am bringing sexy back.
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Bibi and Fifi Poubelle (and their pill box hats)
I wish this guy was my dad Han Solo
From jo town to KC, 27.9% of every one knows me! i go to school with my lucnh, cuz my mom always packs a HI-C punch, id buy my lunch from the school but i get my money stolen and look like a fool, all in all thats ok, cuz my friands gave me a nick name, they call me "gay" if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say nothin, thats what my grandma says but sheas hard of hearin, my teachers arnt and they all say: be quite, dont be late, sit still, do you really expect to get a prom date? so i go home and sit by my self, and i look at my star wars figgures up on the shelf. still in the box to keep their value, i get beat up by the asian kid cuz he knows kung-fo, i go out to dinner and ask for the kids menue, i draw on my self cuz i cant get a tatoo, and i can spit a funkey beat on my brand new kazoo- Im pretty cool as all can plane-ley see,i always listen to nickel back, except when im jamming to my disney sound track, i like to sit back with a nice cold six pack....of sprite i have hidden in my knap sack, from my dad,i pretend im a frog and jump on a lilley pad. I really look up to justin timberlake, cuz that faggot nick lah-shay is really fake. Im bringing sexy back for the 3rd time, i make prank phone calls pretending im a mime. i dont do nothin with my spare time, except go the the library and get on line, 20 min late after i get kicked out for lookin at porn, i see home many times i can get a horn honked at me, crossing the street illeagally, did i mention that my grand pa is in a penetentary, cuz he sexaully mallested me, i wear a tall tee, cuz im a gangster through and through, but how i wish, gwen stafanie, i could be just like you. im not down with BIG Eb or 2 pac, but i know what to do when faced with a cop. say yes sir and dont be a hater, then when hes gone say 187 on that black descriminator. i spit all my rhymes for my gold fish and i find it funny to shit on my moms favorite dish. In my room i still have spice girl posters, i have an iireational fear of shiney little toasters, my ass is right here who wants to tan it? (except mickel jackson.... wheres janet?)
Fight Club, Army of Darkness, Spice World, Rockey Horror Picture Show, STAR WARS, Jack Ass, and Wayne's World.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
anthing comma-sutra
Any one who saves a life is my hero.