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About Me

My wife and I recently moved back to Norman. We're newlyweds and that's fun.

We have four dogs and a cat. They bark. Well, the cat doesn't. I'm not saying she couldn't, but it's doubtful.

I draw pictures for an educational software company. They help your kids learn. Unless you don't have kids. Then they don't help your kids at all.

I'm currently in training for the 'C' league softball season. I've been using HGH and eating hot dogs to prepare.

My hobbies include Boulevard Wheat, the 'merican version of The Office, Cocoa Dyno-Bites and generally being as lazy as possible.

OklahomaRock.com is my Frankenstein.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BAMFs.

Music:

Ali Harter, Cat Power, Colourmusic, Dixie Dirt, Eagles of Death Metal, El Paso Hot Button, Evenmark, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, , Gemma Hayes, The Good Fear, The Heavenly States, Jawbox, Johnny Cash, Kunek, MC Chris, Queens of the Stone Age, Pinback, Pixies, The Postal Service, The Raconteurs, Ryan Lindsey, Schatzi, The Shins, Starlight Mints, Student Film, Sufjan Stevens, Traindodge, Twenty Minutes to Vegas, The Von Ehrics, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Boondock Saints, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Garden State, The Goonies, Grindhouse, High Fidelity, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Old School, PCU, Saving Private Ryan, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Super Troopers, Wedding Crashers

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Entourage, Human Giant, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jericho, John from Cincinnati, LOST, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Prison Break, Rob & Big, Run's House, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The Soup, Ultimate Fighter

Books:

Real Men Don't Apologize by Jim Belushi

Heroes:

I'd like to get into it, but after watching a couple episodes, it doesn't really interest me too much.

My Blog

Rock Star: INXS

If I was a contestant on Rock Star: INXS, I would totally milk it for all its worth. It'd be all about the exposure for me. My goal would be to make it to the top five, then do one of three thi...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST

I'm not 26 yet, Myspace!

Bastard Myspace.com! I don't turn 26 for another two days! Hookers.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the midnight hour, babe

Billy Idol's show last night immediately goes in my top 10 concert experiences of all-time. He's 49 years old and doesn't look or act a day over 35.He played "Dancing With Myself", his cover of "Mony ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HISTORY?? I LOVE HISTORY!!

LET'S STUDY!!
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TINA!

Tina, come get some food you fat lard! Tina, come eat some ham! TINA!! EAT SOME HAM!!
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oklahoma Gazette's Best of OKC

My myspace friends: My web site (Oklahomarock.com) finished in the top five in the Oklahoma Gazette's Best of OKC contest. The category is "Best Local Website". The winners of each category get inv...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST