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About Me

Im sarah johnson and thats just what I do
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Someone who likes to take pbr beer bongs and sing along to bob segar and 311. oh yea, and ppl who like getting a good buttknife every now and then. People at kibitz..

div style=" />You have 86% Iowa in you!

Wow! You're almost all Iowa. No wonder you're such a likeable person. Isn't it great being so close to the greatest state in the country!

Do you have Iowa in you?

My Blog

Ive come to the realization.. is that how you spell realization?

that the simple things in life make me the most happy.. as cheesy as that sounds, its thee truth you see... my days in LA are definately numbered...  
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:44:00 GMT

what burns my buttons

Part one: Girls who wear thier hair down while working out.. if you dont need to pull your hair back when you working out, your not working hard enough, and thats why your still fat. so dont ask me if...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:37:00 GMT

dear city of los angeles finance dept

oh city of los angeles.. i love you thanks for letting me know that i needed to pay a city tax for my "business" in 2004 when i had only lived here 3 months. Thanks for making me pay 175 bucks for a y...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:24:00 GMT

The city with two faces

I know Goldfinger is a band for 14 year old girls 10 years ago.. and I was totally one of them. but this song has alot more meaning now, than it did when I wore blink 182 shirts with pride. It ex...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Jack Hammer

I want to personally invite the kind man who woke me up at 7 am this morning to a jack hammer outside of my window to go to hell. Thank you and good night
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Songs I care not to hear ever again..

So while sitting with barrie kaufman sippin beers one day she heard the song "rollin on a river" by tina turner and declared.. i hate this song and have heard it so many times i dont care if i ever he...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:33:00 GMT

buttknife

SAra williams sums it up best.....   who ever decided it would be a good i dea to take a school bus and turn it into a moving bar? who cares. alls i know is that when you put me on the bus that...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 23:34:00 GMT

trannys?

so today i was driving back from the gym on santa monica.. totally normally... but then i see the most grotesk tansvestite ever, and it was normal to me! i have been in LA way too long and i need a va...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:40:00 GMT

hot pockets

as i eat a lukewarm lean pocket off my moses plate from the dollar store with vh1 classics in the background (bruce spingstine), i wish i was in iowa to tailgate at the iowa iowa state game. fuck you ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:54:00 GMT

ricky skaggs

dopretty sure im 20 fucking 4 weird cuz i still feel like im aboutz 18 0r 19 or sooooooooooooo. listen to ricky skaggs, if u hate it you have no soul. it got me through the most physically exhasting d...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:57:00 GMT