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Jill

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like narcoleptics, antiseptics and prophylactics. My favorite hobby is napping. I want to learn to rock climb. My ambition in life is to jump out of a plane with a parachute attached to my back. I am coulrophobic, ie. afraid of clowns. I collect videos, books, coupons, useless trinkets, cleaning products and pets. I used to breed mice. I truly believe that my pet poodle tries to communicate with me using only his eyes. I love anything to do with utopia. I have a unique obsession with words and their usage, and grammar is an important part of my daily life. I would really like to know why people in North America are such awful spellers. The number 14 is special to me. I had carbon monoxide poisoning when I was 7 but that didn't make me feel especially mortal, so sometimes I feel invincible. I believe in prayer but don't do it as often as I probably should. My favorite game is Scrabble. I have spoken French since I was a child, since I live in the most French part of North America. I am also currently learning to speak German, and I want to eventually go to Europe and teach English as a second language. I love my dogs way too much (most people think I'm nuts in that respect), and I treat them as though they were my actual children. Salem, 3, is a black miniature poodle, and Chico, adopted so unknown, is a maltese. My two other dogs live with my parents, and they are Bailey, 6, a miniature salt-and-pepper schnauzer, and Bubble, 2, a West Highland Terrier. I seem to acquire pets spontaneously. One day I want to adopt children from underprivileged countries.
I support World Vision and Doctors Without Borders with a monthly donation and you should too! They're great causes! I wish I could support everyone that needs help but I'm only a poor student. I'm always on a mission to support new causes however, and I'll get the word out about anything that needs our attention: Cystic Fybrosis, AIDS, Amnesty International, PETA....anything! Send me a link and I'll read up on your cause, and help you too!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who enjoy being spontaneous, fun and adventurous. I'm into showing people around so if you're visiting MTL then you should gimme a shout. I am very open and accepting, so whether you have 3 nipples, two heads or an alternating deep/high-pitched voice, I'll be your friend if you're nice. I already have a friend with a third nipple though. I would like to meet Kofi Annan, but I don't think he uses myspace. Anyone else with equal or less power than he has will also be accepted on the condition that they pretend to like my jokes. I also have a problem with bad hair, but if you can accept the bad jokes, my bad hair shouldn't be a problem for you. It does, however, remain a problem for me. If you happen to have bad hair as well, we could commiserate. If not, then please give me some tips. L'Chaim!

My Blog

patrick

for anyone who cares, my best friend patrick, who i've known since i was 15, is currently in a coma brought on by liver failure caused by an overdose on tylenol. we don't know if he's going to make it...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jan 2005 21:19:00 GMT