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Joe/S.P.F.

The cookie stand's not part of the food court.

About Me

Just a pale kid who likes to spend quality time with my homies and homettes. I enjoy to dick around with graphics, ping-pong, downloading your moms webcam videos and Coors Light.

My Interests

Graphic design, clubhouse sandwiches, strippers, ninjas, La Coka Nostra and Mickeys Malt Liqour.

I'd like to meet:

Megan Fox. Kristin Bell.

Music:

House of Pain, Pink Floyd, Divine Styler, Led Zeppelin, La Coka Nostra, The Animals, Lordz of Brooklyn, Tommy James, Funkdoobiest, Sublime, Non-Phixion, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Styles of Beyond, Atmosphere, Brother Ali...I can't even name it all, it's a wide variety from the 60's to 80's and good hip-hop.

Movies:

Superbad, Dazed & Confused, Team America, Slap Shot, Mel Brooks Films, Puppet Master (The Complete Series is money!), The Big Lebowski, Half Baked, Memento, Mallrats, Clerks, J&SB Strike Back, UHF, BASEketball, Dark Crystal, Time Rider, Orgazmo, Coup De Ville, Killer Klowns From Outerspace, Leprechaun (minus the 4th one), Boondock Saints, Friday The 13th (Series)...This is a grain of salt of what I enjoy.

Television:

South Park, The Office, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Baseball Tonight, CSI, House, Robot Chicken (Adult Swim in general), Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude and Sven Sundgaards weather reports.

Books:

My imagination is better than anything a book could give me...unless they sell books that give blow j's.

Heroes:

House of Pain, Bob Saget, Coca Cola, Mitch Hedberg and the inventor of the Clubhouse Sandwich. In that order.