Improvisation: Courtesy Of A God |
I was 21.Do you think I had a bag of cocaine in my car?If I did,You'd never know it, noYou'd never know it because it would have been hidden, yesBecause I'm not stupid, no.Why are so many 21 year old ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
Is Honesty Really The Best Policy? |
The answer is, quite frankly, of course...no.
After exorcising yet another of my trailer trash demons in hope to cease its premature execution later in life, those 107 steps were sprinted in seco...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:30:00 GMT |
If It Ain't Stiff - It Ain't Worth A Fuck |
So what's the crack?
How do you define the difference between a compromise or that you're just a mental? Also why is that you can winge your little heart out for a good seeing to but when it's handed...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:58:00 GMT |
And The Award Goes To... |
After finding a scrap of my past of a piece on scrawled up paper, I thought it might be interesting to stamp approval on the year that's passed for it never to be erased in the arguably unfortuna...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:52:00 GMT |
What Kind Of New Year Is This? |
As the title suggests, this year hasn't been exactly as I'd anticipated so far.
Saturday evenings have been a particular curse with the last one including me performing a launch down a flight of stai...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:43:00 GMT |
"You're Going To Have To Take That Out. It Hurts Too Much" |
My most favourite contemporary quote. Seems to work on a plethora of levels.
And so, after the marvellous revelation that it apparently pays to be a bike with no emotional collateral, my naivety got t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:28:00 GMT |
The Death Of A Cheerleader |
Don't you hate having to admit defeat? To your own advice no less as it slaps you round the chops at a very undesirable moment?
My delightful insight has always been, as far as I can remember, is the ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:20:00 GMT |
The Astounding Avril |
According to Avril, notorious psychic hidden just outside Boots in a green hut at the Trafford Centre, I'm:
Definitely going to have something to do with television. (She was very determined about tha...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
Pool (no water) Review |
Shite.
Don't be fooled by the "Music by Imogen Heap" in the synopsis either as a ploy to get you in there..."Music by" in fact does mean "We'll play her album at regular intervals as it's a bit plinky...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:23:00 GMT |
Class Is In Session |
As the ancient saying goes: 'One must love themselves before one can love anyone else'
Bollocks. Let's roleplay.
Scene: Something amazing happens to you. You're overwhelmed. You can't breathe you're t...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:28:00 GMT |
