sex |
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex! life?" > > "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." > > "Social Security sex?" > > "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough t...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST |
COURT |
i was granted the VPO that i filed for, and he has to pay for it. so, I WON. yay! also, the judge is not a very nice person. they made me feel like shit bc i took my son with me. they wouldnt even let...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST |
something to offend everyone |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on JuanWhat is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley ...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST |
Living Backwards |
Wouldn't it be better living backwards?You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect yo...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Why i'm so tired. |
WHY I AM TIRED...-> > > For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of> sleep, not enough > > sunshine, > > too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor> blood or anything else > > I could...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST |
2 years |
as of today, i havnt done dope in two years. it trips me out that it has been that long, but when i think about it... i have really come a long way since then. ive definately learned alot. im rea...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST |
Stupid State Laws |
Stupid state laws
Arizona:
" Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Due to a typographical error in the Tempe, Ariz., code, a shooting range can be run by the "Amateur Crapshooting Association."
" Hayde...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST |
What celebrity do you look like? |
i dont really agree with this.. but it was amusing i guess
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Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST |
For The Bad Days.. |
When you occasionally have a really bad day , and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know . I was sitting at my desk when ...
Posted by Feeding My Audio Addiction on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST |
