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Crüsty Vän

Road is my Home !!!

About Me

i am a 16 years old van, built for speed hehe. pretty old but always in great shape (especially when my loving lazy owner will repare my rust, one day...). i drink a lot and smoke sometimes, when my engine starts. i live in france but everytime i can, i take the road and go to another adventures... i have now almost 200.000 kms (in fact 215.000 now) but as we said in french : "c'est dans les vieux vans qu'on fait les meilleurs trips hehe"...
one of my favorite track from legend of rock'n'roll MÖTORHEAD :
another town, another place,
another girl, another face,
another truce, another race...
i'm eating junk, feeling bad,
another night, i'm going mad,
my woman's leaving, i feel sad...
but i just love the life i lead,
another beer is what i need,
another gig my ears bleed...
WE ARE THE ROAD CREW !!!
another town i've left behind,
another drink completely blind,
another hotel I can't find...
another backstage pass for you,
another tube of super glue,
another border to get through...
i'm driving like a maniac,
driving my way to hell and back,
another room a case to pack...
WE ARE THE ROAD CREW !!!

another hotel we can burn,
another screw, another turn,
another europe map to learn...
another truckstop on the way,
another game i learn to play,
another word i learn to say...
another bloody customs post,
another fucking foreign coast,
another set of scars to boast...
WE ARE THE ROAD CREW !!!

My Interests

i like : being on the road with nice people, listening good music on my shitty speakers, going in different places, meeting other vans on festivals, carrying 100% hiwatt backline, watching romain's movies of me in action, my old owner nico, listening taverne singing rock'n'roll baby!!, my budies in rock'n'roll ( d.h.i.b.a.c. , blockheads , mumakil , magrudergrind , caldera , knut , impure wilhelmina , gu guaï xing qiu , mijotron , toxic kiss , la place du kif , sublime cadaveric decomposition , herpes de crachat de fillette , etc...)...

i don't like : people who vomit on my seats, people who piss in the van (hein fred), radars (even if i had nothing to fear 'coz of my speed huhu), people who put stickers on my ass withouth autorizations, custom officers (especially from switzerland), heavy prices of gazoil on motorways, mecanical problems, biatches who want to add me to show me their asses by webcams, people who use their "anti-fog" lights when there is no fog...

I'd like to meet:


I stopped to go on tour with bands, if you're looking for a van, check my brothers :

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GIGS OF FRIENDS :
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- sat 26.04.2008 - Metal Underground Festival 6 - Millery (France-69)
BLOCKHEADS (fra) + ARTEFACT (fra) + WHISPER X (fra) + SVART CROWN (fra) + more...

- fri 09.05.2008 - Squatt Versoix - Versoix (swi)
BLOCKHEADS (fra) + MUMAKIL (swi) + more

- sat 10.05.2008 - L'Ebullition - Bulle (swi)
BLOCKHEADS (fra) + MUMAKIL (swi) + more

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Music:

if the volume is high ('coz of my 90db engine...), i used to listen :

grindcore : napalm death, brutal truth, terrorizer, nasum, phobia, mumakil, blockheads, inhumate, ingrowing, rot...

fastcore/powerviolence/thrashcore : dropdead, yacopsae, sayyadina, magrudergrind, infest, spazz, hellnation, jellyroll rockheads, seein'red, massgrav, d.s.13, sylvester staline, fuck on the beach, quattro stagioni, entrails massacre, betercore, gride, opstand, capitalist casualties, real reggae, diskonto, bruce banner, krigshot, s.o.b., unholy grave, george bitch jr, strong as ten, tear it up, limp wrist, bizarre-x, lack of interest...

crust : doom, disrupt, wolfpack/wolfbrigade, detestation, totalitär, migra violenta, victims, makiladoras, disfear, dödsdömd, to what end?, skitsystem, bombstrike, mindflair, hiatus, health hazard, krush...

punk : ramones, discharge, dead kennedys, electro hippies, black flag, aus rotten, naked aggression, fleas&lice, behind enemy lines, the now-denial...

hardcore : minor threat, black flag, negative approach, sick of it all, dead stop...

stoner/sludge/doom : black sabbath, electric wizard, neurosis, eyehategod, church of misery, kyuss, knut, high on fire, iron monkey, zeke...

rock'n'roll : straycats, mc5, the dwarves, elvis, jerry lee lewis, the kinks, bob dylan...

and gotainer : coouussccooooouuuuussss!!!

Movies:

easy rider, las vegas parano, un amour de coccinelle, every sort of road movies...

Books:

My bible :

Heroes:

not mr.T, the van of course ;)

My Blog

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Posted by Crüsty Vän on Wed, 28 May 2008 03:26:00 PST