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About Me


You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality TestI've been called many things, but I was born Ben Green of Cumbria and Ulverston. Im youngish, tallish, darkish, a bit geek, a bit cool and mostly myself. Stayed in Ulverston all my short life moved to Newcastle after a life time of education...to carry on learning. One F*$K!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ben
Birthday: 19/11/1986
Birthplace: Barrow in Furness
Current Location: Ulverston-Cumbria/Newcastle int Tyne
Eye Color: Multi coloured
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Shorter than a normal door
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty!
Your Heritage: From the country, 1/2 Brum 1/2 Cumbrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: Nibbles and Bike bits
Your Fears: You knowing what scares me
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham+Pineapple/ full english with a fried egg
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ....any ideas would be good
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Need water...ooh orange juice!
Your Best Physical Feature: Curly hair
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Friends, Happy places, good memories, they're better than bad ones!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max or bottled coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Pizza Hut?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons, Nestle is EVIL
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanila or Neapolitan!
Cappuccino or Coffee: -
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Too FRIKKIN' much
Do you Sing: I can't but I do!
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: 1/2 and 1/2
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not often
Do you think you are Attractive: 1/2 and 1/2
Are you a Health Freak: Not obsesively
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Course
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: *Sniff*~nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live in ENGLAND Not the frikkin land of oppression and oportunity
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Like I said, Live in England!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: I mighta been really drunk, Don't think so though
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not quite!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably
Ever been Drunk: Ohhh Yes!
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe, Not that often
Ever been Beaten up: Almost
Ever Shoplifted: Not that i can remember, Pub lifted though
How do you want to Die: Hit by an Ambulance coming to save me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Young again
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia or somewhere in South America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not too fussed
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Longer
Height: Shorter than a normal door
Weight: More than a stamped envelope
Best Clothing Style: Lookin' goooood!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not too much
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Meh
Number of Tattoos: Meh
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Meh again
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd prefer to choose my own path rather than be influenced by others...though there are people I miss I'd like to see again. ....Oh and a blue monkey called Sanjeeve*(b)

adopt your own virtual pet!And fuck me!!! Does this guy do lessons on this kinda shiznit!!

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