Burying The Birthday Blues |
My next birthday is now less than 10 days away. Right before turning 30 and several birthdays afterward, depression would automatically creep in early but was quickly dispelled by celebratory well-wi... Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
Pimp Hard |
This is another serious entry. I won't write this entry with the same care and love I usually do. This'll be sloppy and solemn but it'll also be gritty and real, just like me. If I wasn't so relieve... Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:42:00 GMT |
Divine Secrets of the Blah Blah Sisterhood |
I'm entering another self-imposed state of solitary confinement. I don't even have a real direction or point as I write this entry. I'll just keep typing until I make some sense, which could very well... Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:37:00 GMT |
Good Geeks Give Back |
He is the welcome invitee to my seemingly impenetrable erotic lust garden. My ripe love nectar reserved for his tasting tongue alone. My gratitude to him makes me want to throw his awkwardly geeky ski... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 14:37:00 GMT |
Love Rollercoaster of Death |
My perpetual playfulness is on vacation today. I'm afraid I'm out of witty Chaunyisms at the moment, so read on with that in mind. I'm due for a serious blog anyway, so I'll just get right down to the... Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 14:13:00 GMT |
Rosehill Respect |
Shut your foul-smelling pie-eating gob you butt-faced mud duck! You cry too much you whiney little shit-throwing monkey! Get outta the left-hand lane you ugly, raggedy, Mr. Magoo-driving toilet turd! ... Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 14:19:00 GMT |
The Video Vixen Vampire Loophole |
Over a couple glasses of wine last night, sis and I watched some of the video clips we filmed last Saturday. In my humble opinion, some of them are HILARIOUS! (I might be a little biased though.) Las... Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 14:56:00 GMT |
Texts of Terror |
After slyly digging myself out of a romantic relationship hole recently, I find myself right back in a similar mess (of my own making). A few months ago, I stupidly talked myself into spending time w... Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 18:33:00 GMT |
Fem-Bot Chauny |
After all these years of wondering, it seems the reason for my erratic behavior, thoughts and personality may be simpler than I'd once thought. Before getting ready for work, during my quiet toilet ti... Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 17:30:00 GMT |
My New Lebanese Love |
I am willfully seduced. My tongue gently glides over the warm flesh of my new love. Steam seems to seductively waft over our solid connection. My eyes slowly roll back in sheer ecstasy as my uncontrol... Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 14:39:00 GMT |