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Chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am an alien from Mars. It is very cold where I come from, but we get by. Poeple of Earth, please stop dropping robots into my front lawn, they are a real eyesore.

My Interests

Shooting down robots from Earth as they try to land.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever invented the paper things that you put on the toilet seat before you go potty. It proves you don't need to be a genius to come up with a million dollar idea.

Music:

All martians love Jay-z

My Blog

Feb 11th

Today: Woke up Went to work' Ate Took a crap Damn, my back hurts I think I'm gonna go bitch and moan some now
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST