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About Me

I'm a proud memeber of the Tipton Taliban. I have been promoted to Captain which is nice. I live in sunny old England. To some people I may have a bit of a dodgey accent. I hate people who waste my time. I don't know where I'm goin with this. I love having fun, I love laughing and joking about, I'm probably the most non serious person you will ever meet because I hate being sad, ironically it depresses but that doesn't mean to say I don't care, sometimes I care too and sometimes I may worry. I think that regreting things is stupid so just get over it - live and learn. I believe when you die you'll only regret the things you don't do, so if you wanna do something DO IT! DO NOT let no-one or anything get in YOUR way! O.K fair enough we can't always have what we want and we can't always have things our own way but that's just life. At least then you can say you've tried, its better than thinking 'What could have been?' and it's better than regreting - DON'T DO IT! Live your life, laugh, smile, cry, love, forgive, forget, be ambitious, reach your goals, aim high, don't be jealous, think postive and the most important thing is have FUN! Make sure whatever it is you're doing, if its now or whenever, it makes you HAPPY! If you do any of these things, at least then you can say you've lived! That's what I think anyway, it's a pleasure meeting you, call me Liam! I've had enough of being all emotional now and I don't know what else to write! p.s I'm not really in The Tipton Taliban!....... Well not anymore, I left - it was a mutual thing you know? I'm in the real Taliban now. I forgot to mention, I own a BMW and a business and I'm not even 20!

My Interests

House music, highly attractive ladies, any form of alcohol, getting wasted, dancing(badly when I'm under the influence) my friends, football, Wolverhampton Wanderers, The Molineux, sunny days, food, loud music, cheese , fast cars. Just recently I have developed a taste for the finer things in life and these include: cigars, champagne, vintage cars, caviar, yachts, gourmet food, a mature whiskey, country retreats, country walks, swimming in the caribbean, classic pieces of art but I mostly enjoy the luxuries of life that money can't buy.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet you! Anyone who wants to meet me but no weirdos please! I would like to meet especially The Chuckle Brothers - both of them - Barry and Paul! Legends! Neil Armstrong, Big Leonard, Bob Marley, Englebert Humperdink, Einstein, Derren Brown, Big Leonard, Isaac Newton, Frank Skinner, John Peel, Robin Hood, Batman, Big Leonard, David Beckham, John Motson, Homer Simpson, Fred Flintstone, Shakespeare (so I could throw all of his shity books at him), John Lennon, Big Leonard! Loads of people but can't be arsed with this anymore!

Music:

Its got to be - HOUSE MUSIC! A bit of Drum'n'bass, Techno, Breaks anything I can dance to and I also enjoy a bit of chill out every now and again. I love most stuff from the 80's! STRICTLY NONE OF THE FOLLOWING PLEASE: Speed Garage, Pop, Thrash Metal (most guitar music is goood but no shouting please!), Country & Western, Scouse House, Bhangra.

Movies:

Lock Stock and two smoking barrells, The Business, Pulp Fiction, Layer Cake (Sienna Miller is NICE). I'm not really a film person to be honest and I'm not into these big hollywood blockbusters. STRICTLY NONE OF THE FOLLOWING PLEASE: Harry Potter, L.O.T.R, Star wars, Matrix, Judge Dred or any other sci-fi shit. To me its all bollocks and not believable and I don't like watsing my time watching such junk. If it doesn't contain any of the following I couldn't give a shit: Gangsters, Sexy Ladies, Drugs, Guns, Comedy.

Television:

The old skool programmes like: Playdays, Old Bear, The Chuckle Brothers, Pingu, The Racoons, The Moomins, Spooks of Bottle Bay, Funny Bones, Doug, Mike and Angello, Boobah, Captain Pugwash, Fun House, How 2, Knightmare, Thomas the Tank Engine, Duck Tales, Wizadora, Astro farm, Count Duckula, The Flintstones, Pinky and the Brain, The Animaniacs, Taz-mania, Round the Twist, The Street Sharks, Sooty, Animals of Farthing Wood, The Littlest Pet Shop, Rude Dog and the Dweebs etc - they make me so happy thinking about them! They just don't make programmes like this anymore and also because TV as kid was great, now its just shit! The Krypton Factor just because I would really like to do the assault course that everyone has to do at the end. I would also like to take part in The Crystal Maze and Fort Boyard for the very same reason and also because Melinda Messenger would be there! ;)

Books:

Nope I don't do reading! I only like books which allow you to colour in the pictures - they're so fun! Books with half-naked ladies in are also fun!

Heroes:

I dont have any heros, just people I look up to and people I know I can aspire to be like. My friends and family are important - these are the people I look up to and these are the people I love most! People who dislike me also inspire me so keep hating! I can be my own worst enemy at times but I learn from my mistakes. I like to think that I am my own hero, I'm a good person so why not?