Well im Sian, Sianeesian, Sianey, Sianywarny, Sianeybaby, Smithy or as my mates daughter likes to call me 'Shiny'although Meisha would refer to me as WonderWoman. (Legend...yeah that's right you haters!) I'm probably the most random girl that you will ever meet! I also found out yesterday that at the grand old age of 23 I can ice skate backwards! Hidden talents.... watch out Bonnie Langford!
I'm 5.7" and a half! (that half is very important) I like to think that alongside being very random Iam bubbly and game for a laugh when I'm not working my arse off! I've got one year left at Kingston University.......... studying Drama and English Language...... go girlie! and then to add to the madness I will probably do a post graduate qualification to become a secondary school teacher. I spend most of my days sorting out everybody else's kids or dancing the night away out with my mates. My favourite colour is definately pink, so much so that I have a strip of pink hair right now alongside the blondness. I'm a fussy vegetarian and I talk way too much!
This Tazmanian Devil is a personal reminder of a special little person!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And more Ah! Higher Shiney higher! (I’m trying it hurts…no really) my skinny arse cannot BOUNCE HIGH ENOUGH (as Mush kept telling me!) it’s not fair…. I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO DO THINGS! So forget the lack of height…. and lets applaud the braveness and 100% effort (no I didn’t go trampolining as a kid!) Notice the random shoulder dance…no I’m not trying to be comical…I actually thought this would help the pain! Seemed like a good idea at the time…. 3 weeks later and I’m on tablets (doh!)
Random made up trampolining move! I invented the half pike (as Mush says!!!)(Ra ha ra ha) Go on the Mush for impressing for a whole of two minutes with the backdrops, nearly landing the somersaults and the front drop!!!! (What’s that a belly drop Ana…. ha ha! We’re not in a swimming pool!!) Notice the tactical change of plan by me…. if we pretend to kung fu we don’t actually have to somersault again!!! (Change the subject) I didn’t really think about the fact that Mush is so much stronger than me…. (Unless it involves spiders…you tom-boy-come girlie!!!) Go on Millie for joining us…. yeah!!!
Right well Sian and Mush…how old are we??? Piggybacks, piggybacks (perhaps we spent too much time at Junior Splash with the littlies!) Ana screaming for scrambled eggs…Ana we’ve had breakfast!! Millie and Mush ganging up on poor old me (Notice how high they managed to bounce me!!) Sian in teacher-mode trying to coach Millie how to Somersault (hang on a minute Sian…you haven’t landed yours yet!!) Mush are you trying to rub it in that only you landed? …not once…not twice…but three times!! (You hater!)
Where are you going Mush? Somerset is that way….
And we’ve made it… no, we haven’t climbed Mount Everest or The Himalayas…but what a result, especially for the puffed-out smoker…hang on a minute haven’t you got a Sports Science degree…tut…tut…you should know better (I’m telling Ogo! NO IT’S NOT BIG AND IT’S CERTAINLY NOT CLEVER!!!) Yes Sarah…we payed our respects to the Brent Knoll huge hill, be proud!! (Also we love Bridgewater, ha ha!) Dizzy!! I tell you it’s the cigarettes… They say the world is round…. Not from this height and angle…I see houses (no Sian…the saying is I see Dead people!)
That Ginger, what did you say? G-I-N-G-E-R Cow is in my face! It’s going to eat me!! Quick…tell him/her I’m a vegetableterian!! Mush says MOO! Aka STEAK!! (No Mush, its against my religion!!) Mush says…it’s the Cow’s Destiny!! The Food Chain…SOD THE FOOD CHAIN! Nice cow…. come here cowey…some Gingers are cute…
And here he/she is… the famous cow in person…GOD DAMN IT WAS CLOSE!! Mush says here comes the Steak and Kidney Pie….Did anyone tell Mush that coming to Somerset does not mean you suddenly qualify as a farmer…besides there’s too many in these parts already!!
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