Vrik

Why does the media insist on calling intelligent design an 'alternative' to the theory of evolution? That's like saying pancakes are a good alternative to an internal combustion engine. What units do you use for measuring Godliness? I was thinking along the lines of Jehovahwatts: "It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine".
Me? I just miss the army, want my rifle back, want to do more than just earn money in a rather dull (but lucrative) job, have an almost unhealthy interest in WW2, can find sexual innuendo in almost everything you say, don't spend enough time in the real world anymore and I like kittens. Kittens are nice. Also, I think life was more fun at 22. I mean, this year my cat died. What's up with that? I wonder if I can take her with me to industrial heaven...
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.