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About Me

Yeeeeeeeah! What can I say? I'm Dave. I'm pretty awesome, seriously. I live in a small town called Farmington, and I've lived down here for a little less than a year. Its an interesting place really. Its nice. I like it. And its the only place I know of where different organizations hold fundraisers with a mass chicken and dumplins dinner. I work at a local radio station, J-98 The Boot and AM 800 KREI. If your in the area, tune me in at 10pm and 5:40am. I will bring you news like no otha! I'm kind of a movie buff. Redbox kicks ass. So what else wanna know?

My Interests

Audio and video producton. Film. The outdoors. Concerts. Football. Being pretty awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone thats not a jackoff. Man, there are alot of jackoffs out there.

Love Connection: Worst Name Ever Home Run Rally
Swing for the fences because base hits mean nothing.

Music:

R.E.M., Magnapop, Elastica, The B-52's, Hum, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, They Might Be Giants, Pylon, The Hives, Hole, The Eels, The Chemical Bros, The New York Dolls, The Pretenders, Tom Petty, Veruca Salt, Neutral Milk Hotel, Suzanne Vega, The Ramones, The Doors, Ozzy, OH-OK, Nirvana, New Candidates, Moby, Mazzy Star,INXS, Green Day, The Counting Crows, Beck, The Go-Gos, The Apples in Stereo.

Movies:

Pump Up the Volume, Fraility, Napoleon Dynamite, Run Ronnie Run, Detroit Rock City, The Weatherman, Big Fish, Friday, Pootie Tang, Nightmare on Elm Street, Indiana Jones, Mars Attacks, Zoolander

Television:

Curb Your Enthusuasm, Seinfeld, The A-Team, MAGNUM P.I.-Even though he was from 1984, Magnum would still kick your ass and take your woman. There should be a Magnum P.I. channel thats 24 hours a day of nothing else.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Its time to pay up!

Man, am I tired of hearing about companies bickering and suing each other silly on patent issues. Like a company called ZapMedia suing Apple because of the way music is sold on the itunes website. The...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

Missour-ah

You know what I hate? People who say Missour-ah. People who say this are usually anyone over 70 years old, or a politician. Its time to get with the times....Missour-ee. And before anyone says...."wel...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:43:00 PST

Major League Boner

So its official...I have a bigger penis than half of the players in Major Leage Baseball. The governments 20 month investigation into the alleged sterioid abuse was released last week ...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:38:00 PST

Fun obituaries!

Have you ever noticed that when someone dies, they're obituary always seems to make them out like they were a saint. Like no one that ever died did bad things. I wonder if Hitlers obit had any of the ...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:56:00 PST

Everyone but me is crazy....

So if you've been reading this stuff for a while, you know were in the solid two month holiday that I like to call "Thankschristmas." I had a decent Thanksgiving. Afterwards I came home...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:23:00 PST

The Lone Pickle....

I've been to alot of gas stations in my life. I've also been to many different gas stations with alot of different people. Youre out and about, get a little thirsty, head to the gas station to get a t...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST

Steak N Shake Chili

Does anyone not like Steak N Shake chili? I think everyone loves it. And whats not to love about it, its delicious! When you go there and order a bowl of it, its never enough. I seriously think I coul...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:03:00 PST

Old People

So I was driving to work last night and about two minutes into the drive I got stuck behind a car doing 15 miles an hour. Since I was riding his ass I could easily see that it was an old man driving t...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

Yay for big titties!

So, I just got home from work. If you don't know by now I work overnight and usually get home around 6:15 in the morning. Today I come home, turn the TV on...and theres an infomercial on. Nothing too ...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST

Damn Im important

So I wrote a blog a while back on how much fun bluetooth on a cell phone can be, but I never mentioned on how it can be hella annoying as well. I love bluetooth headsets, I've had several of them and ...
Posted by Impetuous Dave on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST