clarence wishbone

Clarence wishbone and the goverment cheese eating freaks started there musical journey in 1997 when clarence was just leaving the popular scandanavian disco funk quartet calling themselfs ''chocolate love juice''. Although ''chocolate love juice '' had a number 17 smash hit in mongolia with the hit '' whipped cream all over your booty'' clarence felt they were holding him back and left in 1996. At about the same time guitarist ''nighttrain cheefy'' left his group ''hemeroids from uranus'' a popular showtune cover band that mainly played weddings and once opened up for david hasselhoff. Nighttrain cheefy hooked up with clarence by accident, its been said the meeting went like this. Nightrain cheefy walks into the liquor store, gets his colt 45 malt liquor, at the same time, clarence turns around with his ripple, the two bottles splash into each other and create a colt 45 ripple, they both try it and decide to go pick up hookers. when they come to the next day , they realize that the hooker they had both been with was actually not even a girl, it was maddog mikey, clarence and nighttrain cheefy didnt know if they had had sex with him or not so when they ask, maddog mikey said, you couldnt have sex with me, i keep my drumsticks up my colon . Thus meeting there new drummer maddog mikey, maddog had just come off a world tour of new jersey with the band ''asstastic and the cock ringers'' mainly a village people cover band but the group had some radio play in cuba with the hit '' only me and your ass knows'' . after throwing up in a alley for hours, clarence wishbone and the goverment cheese eating freaks was born. The new group wrote songs and played there first gig at franks lounge on 53rd street, the 4 people that were there that night witnessed magic , all 3 members shit there pants, threw up and drank heavily but managed to play 3 songs before nighttrain cheefy passed out . To this day they still shit there pants, throw up , and pass out.PROTESTERS GOT US BANNED FROM THE TARGET SHOPPING CENTER. We was going to throw a show in the back of the store near the dumpster, but the protesters said they dont like our music cuz we say bitch wayyyyyyyy to much. So we cant play at targets no more. but clarence did the chick with the yellow sign, he said fat chicks are good cuz they always have food, cuz there fat.