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Shady Bob

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to

About Me

I'm a recovering myspace addict, hanging out with my friends, shooting pool (kicking Joe and Kristin's ass!!), shooting guns, going to the beach (which I never get to do anymore), working, going to school, riding my quad even though its slow, playing chess (thats right, I said it), I love documentaries (Loose Change, Zeitgeist, Why We Fight, The Weathermen Underground, etc,) philosophy, trying to figure out quantum physics, watching the Dallas Cowboys get the crap kicked out of them, British films (English humor kills me) traveling!!, concerts, good music, Notre Dame football!!, I dominate at Ping-pong, I plan on stepping foot on all seven continents before I die, I want to have a Master's degree by the time I'm 30, I love my truck, etc, etc, etc....

My Interests

Anything that gives me a rush. Jumpin out of planes, Bridge and Cliff jumping, Traveling, Snowboarding, Skiing, Fourwheeling, Paintballing....Anything that lets me know that I've lived a little.
Name: Chris
Birthdate: Aug 18, 1982
Birthplace: Las Vegas
Current Location: Las Vegas, still here
Eye Color: Blue-green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8"
Piercings: no thanks
Tatoos: maybe one day
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not any more
FAVORITES
Food: Italian and Wendy's
Candy: Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cream Pies!!
Color: Blue
Animal: Bulldog
Alcohol Drink: Seven-up and Hawaiian Punch and keep em coming!
Bagel: People still eat those?
Letter: the alphabet?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Their eyes and their smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea with a pound of sugar in it
Chocolate or Vanilla Don't care
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Summer or Winter: Summer, better Pepsi (Kristin!!!!) drinking weather
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both are a good time
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When the street lights come on
Best phyiscal feature: My receding hair line
First Thought Waking Up: Why?!?!
Goal for this year: Win the lottery
Best Friends: A couple
Weakness: Kryptonite
Fears: That I don't get so bored I fill out a myspace survey
Heritage: Scot-Irish-Italian
Longest relationship: 1 year and 3 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Who hasn't
Ever Smoked: yea, and I wished I hadn't
Pot: yep
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yea, and we we're immediately apprehended
Ever Skinny Dipped: I've been streaking
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep
Been Dumped Lately: yep
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't matter
Favorite Hair Color: Again, don't matter
Short or Long: No Sinead O' Conners
Height: As long as they're not taller than me
Style: Whatever style fits them
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute both
Muscular or Really Skinny: No body-builders
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, every decision I've made has shaped me into who I am today
What country do you want to Visit: I've been to Europe so next on my list is the south pacific or the carribean
How do you want to Die: happy
Been to the Mall Lately: No, its been awhile
Do you like Thunderstorms: From a distance
Get along with your Parents: For the most part
Health Freak: No, I love Wendy's
Do you think your Attractive: I'm a sexy beast
Believe in Yourself: Definitely
Want to go to College: Still going
Do you Smoke: Like a forest fire
:' What the hell am I suppose to put for this one??
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you Sing: while I'm driving
Want to get Married: eventually
Do you want Children: yea
Have your future kids names planned out: hell no, I'm not that anxious for it
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 42
Hate anyone: no, lifes too short for that

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, preferably somebody that makes me think but I'd still like to meet everyone. Galileo, Plato, Thomas Jefferson, Dr. Joe Dispenza, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Tony Gwynn, Mr. Walter Payton, members of the Weather Underground, WW2 Veterans, Bill W., The late-great George Carlin, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks, Mahatma Ghandi, Copernicus, R.P. McMurphy, Nikola Tesla, good people who are misunderstood, the ones who walked away from Omelas, people who are ahead of their time, Einstein, and the founding members of the 313th "Circus".

Music:

I listen to everything but mostly underground hip-hop and classic rock. I don't listen to mainstream rap. Mainstream rap traps people in the wrong paradigm. Sage Francis, Murs, Benefit, Living Legends, Atmosphere, Binary Star, Immortal Technique, 3MG's, Typical Cats, Eyedea, Brother Ali, Cunning lynguists, Ugly Duckling, Non-phixion, Beastie Boys, AC/DC, Metallica, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, CCR, Doobie Brothers, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Bob Seger, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and on and on

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Usual Suspects, American History X, Kingpin, 187, Glory, Devils Advocate, Training Day, The Big Lebowski, Happy Gilmore, Drunken Master, Joe Dirt, Green Mile, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Snatch, Human Traffic, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Major League, Tombstone, Life, Full Metal Jacket, What the Bleep Do We Know, Falling Down, Boondock Saints, Major Payne, Sin City, Resevoir Dogs, Dumb and Dumber, The Lost Boys, Goodfellas, Dr. Stangelove, Clockwork Orange and so on and so on

Television:

Football Sundays

Books:

The dictionary and Sports Weekly news

Heroes:

My parents and my grandparents for providing me a solid road to walk down. And my 1996 Dodge Dakota. 164,749k miles and still going strong!!

My Blog

On This I Stand

On this I stand :Two sets of footprints placed ahead of the dirt softened from tear drops And overlooking the earth as the sun of a moon protected by a forcefield of pure thought... On this I sta...
Posted by Shady Bob on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:10:00 PST

Quitting Smoking

Now, if anyboby has every quit smoking, they know its one the hardest things to do.  Smoking is an enjoyable habit.  Smoke when you wake up.  After you eat.  While you drink coffee...
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Europe

I guess all of my blogs are over a year old so I thought I would throw a new one in here. Ill talk about Europe. In Paris France, 700 people a year are admitted to the hospital because they have sli...
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Right on

I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and children. Tell my wife I played the game straight out and to the end. No woman shall be left ab...
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This guys a winner

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage ...
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Days seem like weeks and weeks seem like days.....

I'm going to make this short and sweet..........I cannot wait to go home. One more month and Iraq can kiss my ass.
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I couldnt agree more...

My aunt sent this to me awhile ago. I read it in one of my drunken states. But even then, I thought to myself "damn". This is some of the stuff I feel, but couldnt put into words. Paradoxes of O...
Posted by Shady Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST