you may call me sebastian
accually call me whatever you want.
some people call me "crab" because its really creative
my distaste for stupid people is immense
i dislike it when fat people dont know they are fat
i find it funny when old people dance
why is farting always funny?
major slut bags turn me off
major prude, absitence lovers turn me off too
i dont really have a view on religion...
Miami is home, home is miami
I enjoy Deep intelligent conversations
with intelligent people
Ive read all of the Harry Potter books
a couple of them twice
i enjoyed them greatly
dont judge me
I tend to be very unlucky
I hate White people that try to do and say things only black people should be allowed to say
I LOVE black people
if you ever come up to me, and start singing under the sea from little mermaid because you think your original, or funny...im going to assume you have downsindrome
the next person i introduce myself to that says, oh like the crab from little mermaid, im going to punch sqaurely in the crotch
i hate the little mermaid
and that fucking crab
I've come to find that everytime i investigate a smell its never good
its never like " hey dude, smell this"..."mmmm, muffins!"
I think being employee of the month is a good example of someone being a loser and a winner at the same time
would you have sex with a post op-transvestite?
please awenser yes or no to this question before adding me
thank you
why is it that certain types of people have distinct smells?
for instance, say your walking and you smell something in the air that smells kind of like a gaping rotting asshole
your like "hey, thats an old man" right?
have you ever had a sudden urge to kick a baby in the face?
please awesner yes or no to that question before adding me
thx
if you've ever said "lol" in public meaning to sound cool, original, or funny in any way..please, do everyone a favor and commmit painful agonizing suicide
you know the expression "god i just shit a brick"
imagine how much it would hurt to accually shit a BRICK
lets see.asshole-roundish,sensitive
brick-hard, rectangular, heavy
asshole-0
Brick-500
and how about the expression its raining cats and dogs
how fucking disturbing would that be?
cats and dogs are crashing into everything on top of roofs, cars, lawns..everything..imagine the scene after the rainage of cats and dogs
there's be dead cats and dogs EVERYWHERE, bleeding,dead and mangled
who the fuck came up with that expression?
try to trick the morrior, like move really fast and try to see if the mirror cant keep up.
when somebody asks you for the time, just stare at them and see how long they stare back...
watch garfield the movie. reflect back on life. then slit your wrists.
go to burger king and order the whole menu, then leave.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
I dont pop my collar, my shirts just get erections when they touch my body :)
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