Come to peace with the fact that I'm probably much smarter than you are.
I'm an excellent cook and I know how to build furniture. That makes me Jesus-like, though I can't drink red wine like I used to.
I was born in the desert and rarely go back.
This is my best friend Ken. I live vicariously through Ken's skating and fire fighting skills.
Here's some Pogues from St Pat's Day in New York. If you look closely you can see my drunken fist in the air about four deep from the front, bobbing around with a few hundred other drunken micks.
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Attention!