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the fabulous mr. dinkle pants

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About Me

Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. ... I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

My Interests

like i said i enjoy the tv. my guitar. the movies. and my lady.
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I'd like to meet:

I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis, its called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Music:

here we go... WEEZER!!! they are gawds! PRINCE! also a gawd! ummm sublime, g.love, spacehog, foo fighters, jay-z, devotchka, jack johnson, say anything, james brown, Billy Bragg, STP, aerosmith, kelly clarkson, green day, ray charles, hum, lillix, digital underground, gorillaz, magic numbers, violent femmes, the donnas, solomon burke, louis XIV, stevie wonder, acdc, everclear, barry white, hum, postal service, louie armstrong, no use for a name, snoop dog, Em, eels, pearl jam, joss stone, the killers, my chemical romance,ringside, al green... i can keep going but you get it!

Movies:

ok another passion, this is in no order...SUPERBAD!!!!!!!! nacho libre , so i married an axe murder, the jerk, Anchorman, old school,wedding crashers, the girl next door, lost in translation, little miss sunshine, alice in wonderland, beetlejuice, virgin suicides, edward scissorhands, slackers, van wilder, CQ, bring it on, sugar and spice, mean girls, 100 girls, PIRATES of the carribean ALL 3, lucky number sleven, goonies, nightmare before xmas, zoolander, rocky horror, hedwig, go, howard the duck, clueless, cabin boy, cant hardly wait, trojan war, austin powers movies, pleasentville, popeye, scrooged, fear and loathing, swingers, labryinth, princess bride, vacation, garden state... ok damn i'm tired i have to stop for now...i'm sure i'm missing some.

Television:

here's where the funn begins...PUSHING DAISIES IS THE BEST SHOW EVER, reaper, Heroes, mr. meaty, the OC, the simpsons, south park, rachel ray, gilmore girls,cribs, the daily show, dirty jobs, the grimm adventures of billy and mandy, foster's, conan, fraggle rock, insomniac, kids in the hall, the state, chapelle show, ren and stimpy, dawson, smallville, buffy, that 70's show, travel channel, i love the 80's, true hollywood stories, sponge bob... well just the tv in general.

Books:

not so much for the book readin... i read alice's adventures in wonderland and through the looking glass... thats all you really need to read i think... i like comicbooks a great deal but i dont really read them just look at the pictures. oh and how to make love like a porn star.:)

Heroes:

take note!!! conan obrien, jon stewart, rivers coumo, prince, tim burton, steve martin, bill murray, tom jones, dave attel, mike myers, will ferrel, vince vaughn. oh josh shaffer, dr.jynch, robin holley,jen the foo, craig thieman, erica jones, heather b.! too! and of course my lady... she's the tits!

My Blog

important from dylan

..> ..> ...as i write this i am packing to go to georgia for the week... but not for fun. see my little sister was killed in a car wreck over the weekend... she was 19. i never thought i'd have to ...
Posted by the fabulous mr. dinkle pants on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:10:00 PST