The Red Solo Cup Blues |
Have you ever heard someone with an accent so thick that it sounded like that person was choking on English?I got on the bus recently. Three minutes later, an evil odor tapped me on the shoulder. No...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:13:00 GMT |
Rain, rain, go away. |
Why am I the guy that all crazy people want to have a conversation with? I can be anywhere and the craziest person in the room will come up to me and say something like, "Monkeys tiptoe on cotton can...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:34:00 GMT |
Muse Amber Alert, or what to write when you dont feel like writing |
Let's get it straight,My confusion's infinite like figure-8s,Or the ongoing debate:Less filling, tastes great.I'm not a stalkerEven though every day, I hawk her.She eludes meJust like a baby in a walk...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:14:00 GMT |
Claptrap. |
Is it just me or does the Los Angeles Metro rail system map look sort of like the female reproductive system?
I believe in freedom of speech. I think that rap/hip hop gets a bad rap from the med...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:07:00 GMT |
The Altogether |
Just been thinking for a minute.
It's the first couple of weeks of summer, the end of the 4th of July weekend. That time of the year when folks are sweating by the bucket load. That time o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:06:00 GMT |
Ichabod, type faster... |
Last time we spoke, I was in the final fortnights of my fantastic 20s. Honestly, at first, entering my 30s wasn't something that I was looking forward to doing. But time waits for no one, ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:28:00 GMT |
Disclaimer |
Disclaimers usually go at the beginning. My bad, y'all. Didn't ever think that I'd have to write this. I think that the content and nature of some of my blogs have convinced some peo...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:05:00 GMT |
ASK INQ: the worlds worst advice columnist |
ASK INQ
(the world's worst advice columnist)
Dear Inq,
It's that time of year again. The time of year when I have to force my husband to go Ch...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:27:00 GMT |
Man Bites 776 Pound Dog...and Crosseyed Tadpoles. |
Someone told me that I should write a happy blog for once. Personally, I don't think I write angry blogs. They're just passionate. But I'll give it a try in this one. So here's...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:33:00 GMT |
McGillycuddys Revenge |
While in the movie theater, if you're complaining to your buddy about how expensive your $10 movie ticket is on your $600 iPhone as the movie's playing, you will also be the first to see if that phone...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
