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Hello, Im Kevin, I go to college and work. I do what I want when I want.THE UNITED STATES MARINE: OVER TWO CENTURIES OF ROMPING, STOMPING, HELL, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. THE FINEST FIGHTING MACHINE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. WE WERE BORN IN A BOMB CRATER, MY MOTHER WAS AN M-16 AND MY FATHER WAS THE DEVIL. EACH MOMENT I LIVE IS AN ADDITIONAL THREAT UPON YOUR LIFE. I'M A ROUGHISH LOOKING, ROVING SOLDIER OF THE SEA. I'M COCKY, SELF-CENTERED, OVERBEARING, AND I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FEAR FOR I AM FEAR ITSELF. I AM A GREEN AMPHIBIOUS MONSTER MADE OF BLOOD AND GUTS WHO AROSE FROM THE SEA, WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO PERPETUATE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON THE FESTERING OF ANTI-AMERICANS THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE, WHENEVER IT MAY ARISE. AND WHEN MY TIME COMES, I'LL DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, GIVING MY LIFE TO MOM, APPLE PIE AND THE AMERICAN FLAG. WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY, AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY. ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHEN GOD RESTED WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER AND STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE SHOW EVER SINCE. WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. FIGHTERS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, DRUNKARD BY CHOICE, AND UNITED STATES MARINES BY ACT OF GOD. SEMPER FI ...