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happiness is a choice

About Me

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

I'm Brittney. I'm 4'10"-ish, happy, NERDY and I like interesting people with a sense of humor. I'm also MARRIED so I'm not down to cyber, call your cell, meet up for a "secret" fling, etc. Sorry!

x 4'10"
x loves wit, humor, science
x animal welfare geek
x adult film stuff
x zombie flicks, Ghost Hunters
x loves Tim Burton, photography, Disney, cartoons, Dian Fossey & primatology
x down to earth

And if you can routinely quote Family Guy, Simpsons or South Park?

We can be best friends.

Also Seen At...

w www.TinyVixen.com
w http://groups.yahoo.com/group/brittneytaylor

My Interests

animal welfare. science. MUSIC. zombie movies. harry potter. bad nights out bowling. WITTY & SARCASTIC HUMOR. evolution. web stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Harry Potter. Charles Darwin. Bob Marley. Cartman.

Music:

80's junkie, bad hiphop like biz markie + pharcyde + paperboy.. top 40 (shh, don't tell), techno (from dNb, jungle, house, happycore) and I'm a gimp for movie soundtracks (especially instrumental)

Movies:

I'm a MOVIE WHORE, I'll watch anything.. Porn. Harry Potter. You name it.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, GhostHunters, House..

Books:

Harry Potter *wasnt kidding* Anything that makes you think. To Kill A Mocking Bird.

Heroes:

Dian Fossey and if you know who that is, I love you. Mark Twain. And the guy who invented Sour Patch Kids.

My Blog

Sing with a Gay Man? $30,000.00

Life is precious and if you take the time to listen, each moment brings with it a little jewel of wisdom to be learned. Today I learned it's a poor choice to karaoke with a flamboyantly gay man, no ma...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

Coffee and Pink Pills

I have allergies. I can no long sustain life on my own. I'm at symbiosis with a small pink pill and a lovely brown liquid. This means that if I do not take the pink pill daily, I will die a horrible ...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

Why I’d marry Mark Twain..

Aside from the fact he created Huck Finn.. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain   Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST

Bob your head for Paperboy and the Diddy..

*Orgasms* I love bringing my MySpace page back to 1992. I used to do "who can sing all the words" in the car with Adam to this song back in highschool. Oh I'm ghetto ...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST

Ghost Hunters

If you don't watch this show on the SciFi network - you should. It's fantabulous. Although Sean and I just watched the "Queen Mary" episode and were terribly disheartened that some of their evidence g...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

Cheese Logs.

For those of you not IN THE KNOW, a cheese log is a log 'o cheese covered in almond slivers.Oh orgasm.I'm gonna MARRY a cheese log. You just watch.That reminds me of when Lisa goes vegetarian in the S...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:03:00 PST

This just in..

I love me some tater tots, OH YEAH! Giggidy giggidy.
Posted by brittney taylor " on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

I love Tim Burton.

I love the holidays because they turn the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland into the Nightmare Before Christmas. *creams* I love it.
Posted by brittney taylor " on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:38:00 PST

Merging. The new "when pigs fly"

I don't know if its everywhere --although I'm quite convinced in Orange County its worse-- but is it THAT hard to merge? Seriously. Put on your wee little blinkie and MOVE TO THE FUCKING LEFT. Its lik...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movie Theaters

Alright, I emerged from the cave commonly known as my bedroom and decided to go see a movie in a theater for once. Usually I'm ghetto and lazy and just rent whatever is cheapest and watch it in pajama...
Posted by brittney taylor " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST