I like carrots but they always give me hiccups. I never know when to get my hair cut. I put paper eyes on my glasses and put them on the back of my head. I once caught a moth and called it Bruce because it looked butch. I wear my watch on my right wrist. My favourite tune of all time is Adagio for Strings performed by King's College Choir; i refer to the piece to sound like my mind and emotion. I wear glasses, rarely tho. I can look at any bright light and it makes me sneeze, even when I don’t need to. I never take drugs because if this is what my mind is like without, what would it be like with! I can be happy with my own company. I actually like both marmite and weetabix, not together of course! The last meat I ever ate was dear over six years ago. I could quite happily live of pistachio nuts. I like Classical, indie, dance, retro music. It is in my humour to make really offensive comments to people who don't mind. apparently i over use the term 'groovy'. Why do so many gay people change their personality setting from not camp to camp after coming out? I'm surprised some of the guys dicks don't invert!... I write films mainly but after writing several pages of one script, another idea for another film pops into my head or I get bored because I already know the story. I’ve been stung twice by a bee in my life and countless times by nettles. I like bourbons. I hate sea anemones, clowns and drag queens (the extravagant ones). Heights: A phobia for many that is one of my loves. I keep my mind in the future and off the present and past, it keeps me happy and relaxed. I've never fancied a celebrity. I think food and sex DO NOT mix. When I was small, I ate and chewed up my sisters eraser collection. I lived in France for over a year when I was small but I know less French than anyone I know, or any other language come to think of it. I used to play with Lego and Sylvanians. I've never understood the attraction of peoples asses, its just a couple of fatting sacks of fat for fat sake! I take three sugars (coor blimey mate!) in my tea. I live around a farm so get lots of bugs on my ceiling in summer, I flame them with deodorant and a lighter. I don’t reply to texts to the equivalent of ‘How are you’. I also like apples.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Guy Rennie
Birthday: Once a year.
Birthplace: In a barn... on fire.
Current Location: Hellingly
Eye Color: White for most of the way round with a hint of hazle, black dot to match.
Hair Color: Victorian Wallpaper effect.
Height: Of what?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Cack handed with both my handeds.
Your Heritage: From a long line of unicorns.
The Shoes You Wore Today: ...Ode to the shoes your wore today!' - so the poem goes.
Your Weakness: I cant kill people with mindpower... yet.
Your Fears: Clowns, Drag Queens, and Cunt
Your Perfect Pizza: One without a base on your face! ...maybe some extra chilli to scorch those eyes a bit.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To eliminate all Goals.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That'll do pig!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is this one still a dream?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Watch.
Your Bedtime: Your mum.
Your Most Missed Memory: Illogical question - one cant miss a memory if one has no memory of the memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Cokc Cock
MacDonalds or Burger King: I have a blender and a suply of animals, what else is there in it?
Single or Group Dates: Depends if a group would be up for it ;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lasagna.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffuccino
Do you Smoke: Every Wednesday when I set myself alight.
Do you Swear: Fuck no, cunting habbit.
Do you Sing: Yes - Its is one of my 101 methods of driving people insane.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower daily, and on every other October.
Have you Been in Love: As a past tense no.
Do you want to go to College: i av no ned 2 go
Do you want to get Married: Yes but its currently illegal to marry animals so im out of luck... for now.
Do you belive in yourself: *Checks wrists* Why it would look like I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, I get motion wellness, its why im not fat.
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldnt shag me... maybe i would if i were drunk.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak of health.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: Vocal chords
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, not as much as Johnny Vegas does in a minute mind.
In the past month have you Smoked: Havnt gone fast enough... No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: My bones brew drugs for me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dates are a bit to small to go on. Mellons are easier.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, it was a good Mall, Jools Holland got Mauled
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ive eaten an Oreo of Boxes.
