Tidbit

Im an actual kitty.I am a stay at home tidbit. I like nuts and water. None of that weird canned wet crap.I like to sleep. In baskets; in the lining under the bed; the couch. Oh yeah, you know what Im talkin about!I like playing in boxes and chewing on plastic bags. I have a badass feather toy with a bell at the end. I am set up if you know what Im sayin.I'm kind of a slacker still living at home with my MOM but whatever the bills are paid. Dont like it- AWFOO!!DO LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? TALK TO ME. I'VE GOT A THOUSAND ANSWERS TO A THOUSAND QUESTIONS. I CAN HELP TEACH YOU HOW TO LIVE LIKE ME; HOW TO TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING YOUR A CAMEL; EVEN HOW TO GET THE BEST OF A SHOWER WALL LICK.