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Whitey the 13th

I like my coffee like I do my women; grounded up and in the freezer.

About Me

I often find myself realizing that you can do whatever you want in life without flaw, just as long as you can still be yourself. Unless, of course you're an asshole; then you can make-believe.
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Name: Adam Bomb
Birthday: 9/13/1974... yes, friday the 13th
Birthplace: Independence Sanatorium... no kidding
Current Location: Earth
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6 feet 1 inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Nordic
The Shoes You Wore Today: 13's
Your Weakness: Anything that is a sight to behold
Your Fears: Women with cold hands, Carrot Top, and health foods
Your Perfect Pizza: Four meat and three cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live beyond my birthday
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: Peanut butter and Vicodin sandwich
Your Best Physical Feature: Hard (oops) I mean difficult to single out
Your Bedtime: A.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: The Kliq (original inner circle of friends from Blue Springs)
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: YES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever unsweetened
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino, not fagland Starbucks though
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: No, I promise instead
Do you Sing: During the lunar cycle
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: That's what they tell me
Do you want to go to College: yes, Amsterdam JuCo
Do you want to get Married: someday in the next 47 years
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yeah!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only from that Blair Witch camera work
Do you think you are Attractive: Let me go look, back in 5
Are you a Health Freak: Fit yes, caramel flavored frisbees no
Do you get along with your Parents: When the Phenobarbital is refilled
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they help me fall asleep
Do you play an Instrument: Percussion (drums)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, it's been 32 days
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not into store-bought cool (fake for those in olathe)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO, they're decent people
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, danced for 11 seconds in front of police spotlight
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the person that took me skinny dipping
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: not yet
Ever been Beaten up: once from the blindside so that doesn't count
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Overdosed and driving down I-70
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: PornStar w/ full dental and 401k benefits
What country would you most like to Visit: Burma
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Grey
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 4'11'' to 6'
Weight: difficult to determine
Best Clothing Style: bare
Number of Drugs I have taken: 12 and a half
Number of CDs I own: enough
Number of Piercings: Retired them years back
Number of Tattoos: four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: three
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My Interests

Drive-in movies, concerts, amusement parks, concerts, Walgreen's Pharmacy, concerts, exploring abandoned sanatoriums, concerts, carnival midways, concerts, partying among friends at an area lake, concerts, NFL football (Cleveland Browns, Kansas City Chiefs), concerts, $100 bills, and a bottle of pills. OH YEAH, concerts...

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You scored as Thrash Metalist. Thrash metalist, you like thrash as much as anything else.

Thrash Metalist


67%

Death Metalist


58%

Heavy Metal/Old School


45%

Funeral Doom Metalist


42%

Non-Metal


32%

Black Metalist


30%

Power Metalist


30%

Progressive Metalist


27%
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Which character from a horror film are you?


The Creeper (from Jeepers Creepers)
This is a great villain, one that is a master hunter and killer. Pity it only does this every 23 years though...
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.

What Character are you from Reservoir Dogs?
Mr. Blonde

You are fucking Crazy.. You are the one out of the bunch that really doesn't care what you think and whether or not you cooperate. You're insane.

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Wolf Man
There's something about you... another side that you just can't control. You find yourself doing things that you would never imagine normally. It's almost a certainty that you're a very hairy person. Tough luck. People say you behave like an animal. And for whatever reason, you have this fear of small silver objects.

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Which serial killer are you most like?
Ted Bundy
Charming aren't you? Probably smart as a whip too, but maybe a bit too cocky for your own good. Think you'd be able to talk your way out of the electric chair? Bundy couldn't.

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What House M.D. Character Are You?

Dr.Gregory House
You are the king of medicine! You are mean, snarky, and downright brilliant. People admire you, and sometimes think your a total bastard. Oh well, you dont really care!

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Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Creepy
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Your Birthdate: September 13
You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.
While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.
Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.
You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.

Your strength: You always get the job done

Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault

Your power color: Gray

Your power symbol: Checkmark

Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

Green Jello, Motograter, White Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Mushroomhead, Union Underground, Morbid Angel, Grand Alchemist, Carcass, Pantera, Godsmack, Dope, Lamb of God, Deicide, Kid Rock, Down, Crowbar, Rammstein..... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....embed allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vp .... enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never"

Movies:

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Cannibal Holocaust, Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2, all 3 Creepshow movies, all Halloween movies except the 3rd one, all Friday the 13th movies except for the 5th one, the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, Night of the Living Dead (remake), King of New York, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Night of the Demons 1,2, & 3, Sleepaway Camp, Slumber Party Massacre, both Tales from the Crypt movies, Mausoleum, Last House on the Left, Big Trouble, Dawn of the Dead (1979), Day of the Dead, Necropolis, The White Zombie (1932),etc... You will forever be missed, Victoriya ..
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Television:

.. width="425" height="350" .... Jim Brown averaged 104.3 yds per game for a career. Amongst other great things he accomplished, this stat pretty much sets Brown apart from every other running back in NFL history. At the time of his retirement after only 9 seasons in the NFL, Brown was the leagues all-time leading rusher with 12,312 yds. Notice the "what if" game we play below. Brown played about half his career playing 12 and 14 game seasons... but whats if he played 16 games like the modern NFL player does today?... OJ does nothing more than finish a nice second in 1973. Brown was King! Oh ya, one last note... Brown played in an era when everyone on the football field KNEW he was getting the ball...Hmmm

Books:

Rum Punch, Culture Warrior, Dark Asylum...

Heroes:

Bundy (Al and Ted)... my 9th victim was also heroic, solely for the fight she put up. Little did she know that her struggle to survive only strengthened my desire to take it from her.

My Blog

Where did "they" go wrong?

Friends, I implore you, the next time you see someone use more than 6 words in their coffee order; hit them with a fucking stun gun. The next time you hear somebody say that the wine needs to "breathe...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

What lies beyond? (Part 1)

Eventually we all have to leave the premises, but what's on the other side for us? As more and more aging baby-boomers peer through their bifocals at the haggered face of their own mortality; one ques...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

Common sense is dead

You know lately I feel this recurring desire to smack this country across its collective face. Sorry to say that common sense in this country is not only dead; but it's been cremated and the ashes smo...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST

Political Correctness

I've had it up to here ^ with all of this politically correct shit. Why can't we laugh at ourselves and each other anymore. It seems that every time anybody says anything even vaguely controversi...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

Sad ending to a popular contest.

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Posted by Whitey the 13th on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Inconvenienced

The telephone, once one of the most useful inventions for man, has now become a communication curse for mankind. I think there's something wrong when you hear a cell phone ring in public and 30 people...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:48:00 PST

Secure airlines?!?

How does it stop a terrorist from taking over the flight by making me cut the rubber chicken they served me with a plastic knife so dull that the utensil starts to smoke before it even cuts the fuckin...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST

UFO's

You can't throw a rock up in the air anymore without it landing on someone who would claim it's a UFO. This obsession started back in the 50's; in fact before 1947 there were next to no reports of UFO...
Posted by Whitey the 13th on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:53:00 PST