I eat pain and shit hope! |
You cannot keep me down, with your pelvic fractures and your surgical implants and your morphine hallucinations! I eat pain and shit hope! I will come back from this better than ever (and with a ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:34:00 GMT |
One Thing I Like About Dio |
I like that he can find four syllables in the word "light" and not one of them rhymes with "light." Seriously, if you sound out the way he sings it, it's like "low-ee-oo-tah."
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
Don't Vote Unless You Mean It |
Everyone seems to be saying "Remember to vote! Go vote today!" and all that. What I'd like to say is: Don't feel bad about not voting if you're not inclined to vote or do not feel very well-informed. ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:30:00 GMT |
Quote |
Making no claim of support for either side in the conflict between Palestine and Israel, I will say that Hamas could use some more eloquent leadership:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/28/world/middleea...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:34:00 GMT |
Huh? |
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2071351&page=1
"Ask your doctor if Food(tm) may be right for you. Side effects may include: weight gain, belching, frequent release of flatus and da...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
I invented a new kind of gravy! |
It is really tasty! Imagine that, a whole new kind of gravy. I mean, you go through life thinking that we're pretty much stuck with the gravies that already exist, but guess what: nope! My gravy start...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:37:00 GMT |
When did dive bars become standard? |
Ever think how weird it is that so many hipster bars are run-down dives? I have this image in my mind of the bars of old, with their polished wood and chrome, soft lighting and immaculate tables; wher...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 21:13:00 GMT |
Once Upon A Time In The West Quote Of The Week |
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men. Cheyenne: So? Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:33:00 GMT |
Once Upon A Time In The West Quote Of The Week |
Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 19:20:00 GMT |
Once Upon A Time In The West Quote Of The Week |
CHEYENNE: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or a month, he must have been a happ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:53:00 GMT |
