Ye be warned - big baseball fan. GO BRAVES!!
Bit of a weirdo.
Cockacidal Maniac!
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I'm going into forensic science; so don't fuck with me, I'll frame you.
I can get you into, or out of, a lot of trouble. Remember that.
I'm quiet, flustered easily, and some say even a bit boring. Some say I'm childish, I say that I never had a childhood.
All that being said, if you haven't run away screaming, now's your chance.
I do not mistake; but Thou mistakest me much to think I do.
A recent poll reveals that 74% of prokaryotes either agree or strongly agree with the statement “George Bush is a lying crapweasel.†(The Science Creative Quarterly)
"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."
Mark Twain
"Do you have a medication that will make me feel better while I'm around really good looking and really fit people?"
"Yes ma'am, the licquor store is right around the corner."
An off-duty FBI agent pushes his way into a guy's apartment where there are lots of suspicious looking plants.
"They're carrots! Medicinal carrots! Uh, I have a prescription!"
From Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay ::
"Do you like giving handjobs?"
"No!"
"Do you like receiving handjobs?"
"Yes!"
"Well, that makes you a hypocriticizer too!"
"They say whenever Jesus closes a door, he opens a window."
"Yes, he has to leave something for us to jump out of."
Mal: "Define 'interesting'!" Wash: "Oh God Oh God we're all gonna die?!"
"It's not important how many people I've killed, what's important is how I get along with the people that are still living."
"If I told you I was ageless, will you tell me I'm not old?"
"I don't feel I have a concussion problem. I have a problem with people giving me traumatic blows to the head." NHL player after his 2nd concussion.
"Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful."Casey Stengel
"When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out." Casey Stengel
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late." Mitch Hedberg
Seen on a garbage truck: "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double your Trash back!"
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Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? YesDoes a kiss make you feel better? Sometimes
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Not recently
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before! Who waits until they get in!?
What did you do today? Not much....played video games, cleaned, and went grocery shopping
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? once
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? nope
Have you ever thought about your death? yes
Ever been in love? yes
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? permanent
What is your favorite sport? baseball!!!!!!
What color is your shower curtain? tannish with green bamboo
Have you ever had stitches? nope
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties? nope
Do you know how to use chop sticks? I should, but my fingers fail me
Lyrics stuck in your head? some Maroon 5
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess? BoSox!! Damn Yankees....
What are you doing tomorrow? Same thing as I always do.....Try to take over the world
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? Jim Thome....at the spring training game
Have you ever given money to a homeless person? yes :(
Have you ever run over an animal? yes! :(:(:(:(
What is your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch!
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? ewwww, hell no!
What are you doing right at this moment? typing in these dumbass boxes
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? what do you mean "right"? Sure, if they feel like it - i think it's fuckin' hot
Where's your favorite place to be? at a baseball stadium with a bigass margarita in my hand and a footlong hotdog in the other
What's your favorite song? I do not have just one favorite song....there are many many many
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? alcohol...though not much of it. I hate coffee!
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire? no
Have you ever been skinny dipping? no
Have you ever been arrested? no
Do you dream in black and white? only once, and for only a portion of the dream
Do you talk in your sleep? apparently yes
Do you snore? apparently yes
Are you a redneck? apparently....sometimes
Funniest thing you heard all day? A dyslexic walks into a bra....get it, a bra? because he gets things all crisscrossed? oh, nevermind
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face? yes!
What are you afraid of? myself
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